1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:49,591 What I love about Nicole... 3 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:53,679 She makes people feel comfortable about even embarrassing things. 4 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:56,473 Hey, you look like you care about animals. 5 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,391 Yes, I do. 6 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,726 She really listens when someone is talking. 7 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,853 -Do you want to sign up here? -You know what? I... 8 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:05,107 It's funny, I actually signed up for this, but I never heard from you guys. 9 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:07,734 Sometimes she listens too much for too long. 10 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,111 Okay, if you e-mail me here — 11 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,446 -Thank you so much. Have a good day. -Good luck. 12 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,031 She's a good citizen. 13 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:15,617 -Just call him. -I'm not calling. 14 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:19,329 She always knows the right thing to do when it comes fo difficult family shit. 15 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,414 Call him. 16 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,669 I get stuck in my ways, 17 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,755 and she knows when to push me and when fo leave me alone. 18 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,177 She cuts all our hair. 19 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,023 Yeah! 20 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,691 She's always inexplicably 21 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:50,277 brewing a cup of tea that she doesn't drink. 22 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,951 And it's not easy for her fo put away a sock, or close a cabinet, 23 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:00,454 or do a dish, but she tries for me. 24 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:06,293 Nicole grew up in LA around actors, and directors, and movies, and TV, 25 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,670 and is very close to her mother, Sanara, 26 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,339 and cassie, her sister. 27 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:14,009 -Hmm. -Note the wrapping. 28 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,482 -Nicole gives great presents. 29 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,317 Uh... 30 00:02:32,611 --> 00:02:35,238 She is a mother who plays, really plays. 31 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,531 -Lizard? -Yeah. 32 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,326 She never steps off playing 33 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:40,994 or says it's too much. 34 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,997 -Mom. -And it must be foo much some of the time. 35 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:47,668 "...chopped down a Christmas tree..." 36 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:49,086 All right. 37 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:51,463 Nice. Two, three, four... What? 38 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:54,800 Are you kidding me? I was just in jail! 39 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:56,176 Goddamn it! 40 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:59,096 -Do not laugh at me! Stop it! -She's competitive. 41 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,600 She's amazing at opening jars because of her strong arms, 42 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,686 -which I've always found very sexy. 43 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,979 She keeps the fridge over-full. 44 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,898 No one is ever hungry in our house. 45 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,317 She can drive a stick. 46 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:16,613 How could you? 47 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,657 After that movie, All Over The Girl, 48 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,576 she could have stayed in LA and been a movie star, 49 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,371 but she gave that up to do theater with me in New York. 50 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,957 You might as well get what you paid for. 51 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:28,583 She's brave. 52 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,255 She's a great dancer. 53 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,757 Infectious. She makes me wish I could dance. 54 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,928 She always says when she doesn't know something, or hasn't read a book, 55 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:41,388 or seen a film or a play, 56 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,683 whereas I fake it or say something like I haven't seen it in a while. 57 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:51,648 My crazy ideas are her favorite things to figure out how to execute. 58 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,613 Let's try it... 59 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,450 crawling... 60 00:04:04,119 --> 00:04:05,829 but also standing. 61 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,582 She's my favorite actress. 62 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,461 What I love about Charlie... 63 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,504 Charlie is undaunted. 64 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:19,259 He never lets other people's opinions or any setbacks 65 00:04:19,342 --> 00:04:21,052 keep him from what he wants to do. 66 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,973 And he liked me, so... 67 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:28,059 Charlie eats like he's trying to get it over with 68 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:30,645 and like there won't be enough food for everyone. 69 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,273 A sanawich is to be strangled while devoured. 70 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,317 Is your sweater on backwards? 71 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:39,571 But he's incredibly neat, and I rely on him to keep things in order. 72 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:42,824 So... 73 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,535 He's energy-conscious. 74 00:04:46,369 --> 00:04:47,370 Hey. 75 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:50,540 Sorry. 76 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,293 He doesn't look in the mirror too offen. 77 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,003 I cried four times. 78 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:55,921 Me too. 79 00:04:56,004 --> 00:04:57,422 He cries easily in movies. 80 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,257 I wonder if it was the same four. 81 00:05:00,091 --> 00:05:02,552 He's very self-sufficient. He can darn a sock, 82 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,763 and cook himself dinner, and iron a shirt. 83 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,475 How are we doing over here? 84 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,726 The peppers are cut. 85 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,937 He rarely gets defeated, which... 86 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,064 I feel like I always do. 87 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,232 ...cut some carrots. 88 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:19,444 Charlie takes all of my moods steadlly. 89 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,738 He doesn't give in to them or make me feel bad about them. 90 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:24,199 He's a great dresser. 91 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,577 He never looks embarrassing, which is hard for a man. 92 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:30,163 Goddamn it, Charlie, get it together! 93 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,623 He's very competitive. 94 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:32,958 Oh, come on! 95 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,253 -What's this? Who owns Baltic Avenue? -Me. 96 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,337 How much is it? 97 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,339 -I don't have enough. -$450. 98 00:05:39,422 --> 00:05:41,675 Okay, so I'm done? I'm done, right? That's it? 99 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:44,302 This is so frustrating! 100 00:05:45,095 --> 00:05:47,514 This is so frustrating. I always lose. 101 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:49,975 -Dad. -He loves being a dad. 102 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:53,228 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, like the tantrums, 103 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,563 the waking up at night. 104 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,566 I had a bad dream. 105 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:00,527 It's okay. 106 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:06,616 It's almost annoying how much he likes it, 107 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,910 but... then, it's mostly nice. 108 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:10,453 Dad, stay. 109 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,693 He disappears into his own world. 110 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,070 Shit. 111 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,864 -What's "shit?" -This is our stop. 112 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:48,366 He and Henry are alike in that way. 113 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,622 He can tell people when they have food in their teeth or on their face 114 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,790 in a way that doesn't make them feel bad. 115 00:06:56,374 --> 00:06:57,792 Did you get it? Perfect. 116 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,836 Charlie is self-made. 117 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,254 His parents... 118 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,423 I only met them once, but... 119 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,886 he fold me there was a lot of alcohol and some violence in his childhood. 120 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,973 As soon as she comes with a lookout, they're coming with a camcorder. 121 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,475 -Camcorder. -Is that what they're called? 122 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:16,603 He moved fo New York from Indiana with no safety net, 123 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,980 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker. 124 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,941 I made sure they used the right almond milk. 125 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:21,858 Genius. 126 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:25,320 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around. 127 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:31,409 With the theater company, he cast a spell that made everyone feel included. 128 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,037 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant. 129 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,456 He could remember all the inside jokes. 130 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,084 -And where do you go when it's windy? 131 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,336 Oh, yeah, that — that was funny. 132 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,385 He's extremely organized and thorough. 133 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,388 He's very clear about what he wants, 134 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,682 unlike me, who can't always tell. 135 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,600 Let's stop right there. 136 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:17,372 Who wants to start? 137 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,673 I-I'm not going to read this out loud. 138 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,760 Why is that? 139 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,470 Because I don't like what I wrote. 140 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:37,350 As we mediate your separation 141 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:39,602 and eventual divorce, 142 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:43,189 things can get quite contentious. 143 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,693 So, I like to begin with a note of positivity, 144 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:51,322 for the people I work with to remember why they got married in the first place. 145 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,367 And so that, as you come apart, 146 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,077 you're reminded that... 147 00:08:56,911 --> 00:08:59,789 this is a person you had great feeling for, 148 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:02,959 and maybe still do in many ways. 149 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,423 I'll read mine. I like what I wrote. 150 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:11,217 For it to really work, 151 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,219 you both have to read. 152 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,387 I'm not going to. 153 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:16,514 Okay, um... 154 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:20,852 I just think it's a shame that you guys aren't going to get to hear, 155 00:09:21,352 --> 00:09:23,521 uh, the wonderful things you wrote about each other. 156 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,775 She always says I can't write, but I think mine's pretty good. 157 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,235 Nicole, maybe you'd change your mind once you heard Charlie's. 158 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,737 I don't want to hear Charlie's. 159 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,072 We promised to listen. 160 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,740 That's right. 161 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:36,534 That's the very first step in this process. 162 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:41,372 Well, I think I'm going to go if you two are going to just sit around 163 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,500 and suck each other's dicks. 164 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:51,925 How can this evil allow moderation? 165 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,094 How can this evil allow moderation? 166 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,971 How can it be right to betray the departed? 167 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:00,266 How is it human to be so... 168 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,560 faithless? 169 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,481 I want no praise from impious men. 170 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,859 No home with them of quiet ease. 171 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,987 -Noble blood still runs in my veins. 172 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,032 Shall I fail my father... 173 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,034 stifing my cries, 174 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,245 clipping the wings of grief? 175 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:24,958 Must his corpse in the ground wretchedly waste away, 176 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,376 feebly count for nothing? 177 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,128 Must his killers gloat... 178 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:30,338 Must his killers gloat, 179 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:33,383 never to pay with blood, for blood... 180 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,427 Charlie gave me the note, but it's really for you. 181 00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,972 -He told me to pick up my cues. -How is that for me? 182 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,765 Acting is reacting. 183 00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,184 I'm responding to you. You're slowing me down. 184 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,270 Frank, it's closing night, you know. 185 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:48,606 You don't think Charlie and Nicole will ever get back together? 186 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,693 No, I think this time it's really over. 187 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:55,655 -It still feels weird. -I feel like my parents are splitting up. 188 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,532 It's always been "Charlie and Nicole." 189 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:58,825 -Is Charlie still giving notes? -Yep. 190 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:00,577 You're lucky, Nic. I wish I was going to LA. 191 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,871 You can actually have space in LA. There's no space here. 192 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,624 Ladies and gentlemen, 193 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,626 I want to make a toast 194 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,378 to Charlie... 195 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,256 and to our beloved Nicole, 196 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:17,969 who is going to be going out on a new adventure, 197 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,347 all the way to sunny California. 198 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:24,809 And we are also going to try something new. 199 00:11:24,893 --> 00:11:27,854 We are going to take our play to Broadway. 200 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,401 It reminds me of when I was a young person 201 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,778 and went to Broadway for the first time. 202 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,447 And I'm telling you, 203 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,992 winning your first Tony at 27, 204 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,203 it can mess with your head. 205 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,831 I mean, I was just a baby. Elia Kazan was backstage... 206 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,541 I'm going to go over there now. 207 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,127 -Don't do it. Mary Ann? -...elbowing Mike Nichols. 208 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,755 And Mike was chatting with Dietrich, 209 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:58,009 and Marlene, you know, she usually was a barrel of monkeys, 210 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,763 but tonight she was very, very serious. 211 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:03,973 Could you give me a second? 212 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,247 Well, I'd have to study it, but... 213 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,373 Hey. 214 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:31,709 Oh. Hey, I didn't expect you guys home until late. 215 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,504 -How's he doing? -Good, good. He went to bed on time. 216 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,421 No fuss. 217 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,507 Read him some of Cricket in Times Square. 218 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,551 God, you guys are so attractive. 219 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:44,722 Shit. Sorry, I didn't stop that from being said. 220 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,975 No, it's okay. 221 00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:49,727 I'll pay for the whole time. We decided to come home early. 222 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,689 Hey, thanks. And also the travel time. 223 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,497 ...conversation as well as anybody, but I've gotta run. 224 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,125 ...If you know what I mean. 225 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,837 -Y-You're leaving? -lman 1] Well, I ain't moving in. 226 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,089 -We'll be back when you get your — 227 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,764 If you don't like that mediator, we'll find another one. 228 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,891 -Yeah. -W-We might not need a mediator. 229 00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,935 We'll just split everything anyway, I don't care. 230 00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,563 -Me neither. -You can have most of it. 231 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,065 We'll get apartments near each other, make it easier for Henry. 232 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,025 We'll figure it out. 233 00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:38,901 -We want the same things. -Right. 234 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,321 In the meantime, the pilot will be fun for you. 235 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,950 You don't think it's bad, do you? 236 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:49,162 I don't ever watch TV, so, you know, I can't tell. 237 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,503 Uh-huh. 238 00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,007 I told Henry I'd come out to LA in two weeks to see him. 239 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,428 Yes? 240 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,638 Nothing. 241 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,559 I can tell you want to give me a note. 242 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:12,643 No, I don't. 243 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:18,566 Yeah... I mean, yes, I do, but I guess... 244 00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,154 I guess it doesn't matter now. You won't be with the show anymore. 245 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:24,238 It's stupid. 246 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,950 You're not going to be able to sleep until you tell me. 247 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:29,994 Maybe not. 248 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,330 Okay, then. 249 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,165 So, there are two things. 250 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,711 I thought your posture at the top of scene seven is still too dignified. 251 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,631 -Okay. -And then... 252 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,885 at the end, I could tell you were pushing for the emotion. 253 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,887 Well, you know I can't cry on stage, 254 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,473 and I know you don't like it when I fake it, but... 255 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,935 I thought maybe tonight it would come, but... 256 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,229 it didn't. 257 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:58,147 That's all I had. 258 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:01,984 Thanks for indulging me. 259 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,241 Good night, Charlie. 260 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,735 J; 7his is the day I 261 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,740 I That the Lord has made 262 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,835 G-ma, summer is for relaxing. 263 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,424 Hang out and relax with you. 264 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,217 -Me too. -No relaxing. 265 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,887 Nicole has a hair and makeup test today, 266 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:14,348 and Henry, we got you into Fairy Camp with the cousins. 267 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,392 I hate Fairy Camp. 268 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,686 Cassie says everyone likes Fairy Camp, 269 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,272 and I think this is true. 270 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,612 Henry, go make your mom some coffee like I taught you. 271 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,156 -Hm? -Mom, wait till you taste my coffee. 272 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:32,617 Mm. 273 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,868 Oop-a-doodle. 274 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:42,335 Do you always sleep together? Even in New York? 275 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,588 No, it's just for right now while we go through this transition. 276 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,340 Oh, shit. 277 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:50,384 Don't tell Charlie when he gets here. He hates co-sleeping. 278 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,970 Well, I have to say, I agree with Charlie. 279 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,056 Oh, surprise surprise. 280 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,559 -It's as if you have exploded... -Jesus, it's early. 281 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,436 ...Into this room. 282 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,772 I can do this part alone. 283 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,440 Fine. I won't look. 284 00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:10,071 As long as you're in my house, wake up is at 6:30 a.m., 285 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,824 and until you know what you want to do, we're going to do what I like to do. 286 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:17,578 I can't just go from what Charlie wanted to do to what you want to do. 287 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,498 -Even though I am 64 288 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,375 and have a dead gay husband, 289 00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:25,211 I manage to get up every day, 290 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:28,005 live my life, and feel pretty good about myself. 291 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,174 So, maybe your mom knows a thing or two. 292 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:31,968 You know what I would do? 293 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:33,511 About what? 294 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:37,056 When Charlie gets here, I'd whisk him off to Palm Springs. 295 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,309 That's what your father and I did whenever we hit a speed bump. 296 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,729 Didn't you walk in on Dad blowing the porter in Palm Springs? 297 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:47,525 And I always regretted getting so upset about it. 298 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:51,612 Charlie and I are getting a divorce, Mom. There's nothing for us in Palm Springs. 299 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:54,448 You need to wash your face before you go to sleep. 300 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,616 When Daddy gets here, 301 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,202 -maybe we could all go on the Jaws ride. -Yeah. 302 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,788 Or I could go once with Daddy and once with you, 303 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,707 because I wouldn't mind going twice anyway. 304 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,584 No, we'll all go together, sweetheart. 305 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:08,004 Did you know that Universal Studios is where I did my first screen test? 306 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,007 On the plane, I re-read the pilot as if I were Charlie reading it, 307 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,217 and I started to think it was just bad. 308 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,886 My agent says it's one to watch. 309 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,221 Mmm. 310 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,682 -This coffee is good. Thank you. -You're welcome. 311 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,976 What if Charlie is on Broadway 312 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,312 with a play I brought him, which I originated, 313 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,896 and I'm just doing bad TV? 314 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:30,026 Everyone is only impressed when they see someone on TV. 315 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,612 -She's beautiful. -Her wig looks great. 316 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,363 Where's she been the past ten years? 317 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,033 Doing weird theater in New York, downtown shit. 318 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,243 -I saw one. It rained onstage. -Can I say something? 319 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,786 It was good. Edgy. 320 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,539 Directed by her husband, supposedly very controlling. 321 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,292 -We're lucky to have her. -I'm surprised she said yes. 322 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,878 -We can thank her divorce. -Can she move her hand? 323 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,756 It's going to be hard to roto in the hair on the baby around her fingers. 324 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:54,550 Can... you move your hand further down the baby? 325 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,848 -Where? Like here? -Off the head entirely. 326 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:02,975 I have to support his head. 327 00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:06,479 No, no, support the head, of course. Just try and do it from the... shoulders? 328 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,357 -It's perfect. -Yes, good. 329 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,524 I can't hold a baby like this. 330 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,817 She's right, that's going to look weird. 331 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,903 We can totally do it. It'll just take time and money. 332 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,947 It was very important to me to have this show based on hard science. 333 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,699 So we can see your pretty face and not ours. 334 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:22,161 You should've seen me before the plants invaded. 335 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,454 I say that with respect. 336 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,997 I was raised by two mothers. 337 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:28,417 Can you lower the board please, Pablo? 338 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,629 Here? How about here? 339 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,757 -How about now? -Why is there always a flirty grip? 340 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,134 I can do anything you want. I just need her here two hours — 341 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,260 Can I say something? 342 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,179 Dennis, hold on. What, honey? 343 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,515 She has to know how to hold a baby. 344 00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,975 -Later on, after she kills Donny... -She kills Donny? 345 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:47,103 That's a secret. We didn't give the crew those pages. 346 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,605 ...she becomes a sort of a Earth mother to the plant community. 347 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,232 That's not going to make any sense 348 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,275 if we feel like she's a bad mother to her own kid. 349 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,777 -She's right. -Does Donny know? 350 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,279 -Must be nice to get out of New York. -Well, I'm from out here. 351 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,824 Our daughter, Mia, is at NYU, living in a shoebox. 352 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,992 She says it went up to 104 the other day. 353 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:05,454 -We are just so excited to have you. -I'm excited to be here. 354 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:09,041 We're going for an early aughts aesthetic, so having your presence just nails that. 355 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,292 What signifies early aughts? 356 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,044 Info The Girl was on TV... 357 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,046 -All Over The Girl. -...or streaming or something. 358 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,006 You are fucking hot in that movie. 359 00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,842 -Carol. -Fuck it, I speak my mind. 360 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,469 -We're not allowing our son to see it. -Because you show your tits. 361 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,429 -Carol! -Yeah. 362 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,139 -Dennis. -This is Carter Mitchum. 363 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,683 He's a futurist at UCLA. 364 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:29,228 He's consulting on all the environmental stuff for the show so it's accurate. 365 00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,896 -Nice to meet you. -Is it? 366 00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:31,856 -What? -Accurate? 367 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:32,940 So far, none of it. 368 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,152 This pilot will go. So get ready to move back to LA. 369 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,029 Listen, everything you were saying back there was absolutely right. 370 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:42,158 -If she's a bad mom, we lose the audience. -Nobody knows we're killing Donny, 371 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,909 -including Donny. -I... I thought — 372 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,871 Let us know if you'd like to be part of our writers' room. 373 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,081 I bet you'd be really helpful, actually. 374 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:50,541 Or I could direct. 375 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,043 -No, yeah. -Sorry, what? Maybe that sounds crazy. 376 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,295 No, do you have a reel? 377 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:58,841 No, because I've — I've never done it. I watched my husband do it for years. 378 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,676 Almost ex-husband. 379 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,804 Oh, what's the opposite of fiancé? 380 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,681 Dennis and I will talk to your agent about it. 381 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,101 At our theater I always wanted to direct, and then Charlie would say something like, 382 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:10,978 "The next one," but he was always the director, 383 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,563 so there never was a next one. 384 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,609 I don't know. Maybe if we'd stayed married, there would've been. 385 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,403 Yeah, no. We're going to kill him off. It seems unlikely... 386 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,574 I'm going to give you a number. 387 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:26,410 Okay, is it a therapist? Because I have a therapist. 388 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,330 Well, it's my mom's therapist. We share her. 389 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:32,124 She's a lawyer. She represented me when I left Dennis. 390 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:33,834 Oh. 391 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,336 You and Dennis are divorced? 392 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,545 Since 2013. 393 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,880 You still work together. 394 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,215 That's nice. 395 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,716 Oh, no, he's a fucking cocksucker. 396 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,260 Nora got me half of this project in the settlement. 397 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,428 Oh. 398 00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:47,056 Well, we talked about doing it without lawyers. 399 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,058 My sister had me meet a bunch of them already, 400 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,644 and I... just... hated them. 401 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,270 Call Nora. 402 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,272 She saved my life. 403 00:21:56,774 --> 00:21:57,900 Sorry, I... 404 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:58,984 look so schleppy. 405 00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:00,986 I had an event at my kid's school. 406 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,489 Let me get this out of the way. 407 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,908 I think you're a wonderful actress. 408 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:07,451 Thank you. 409 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,161 I loved All Over The Girl, 410 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,789 but the theater stuff too... 411 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,249 You saw the theater stuff? 412 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,626 I was in New York last year for my book, 413 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:17,419 which, remind me to give you a copy, 414 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:19,255 and my publisher took me. 415 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,339 Great. 416 00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,758 -Thank you. -You are awesome. 417 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,429 -Well, Charlie directed it. -I know. 418 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,014 He's very talented. 419 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,391 He is. 420 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,184 They're moving it to Broadway. 421 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,394 Hmm. 422 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,062 Well, without me, of course. 423 00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:36,897 He was lucky to have you. 424 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,026 How are you doing? 425 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,244 -Sorry. -Oh. 426 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,706 -Honey... 427 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,632 You take some breaths. 428 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,887 And while you do, I'm going to tell you about myself. 429 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,431 If you should choose to hire me, 430 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:13,058 I will work tirelessly for you, 431 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:15,811 and I'm always available by phone or text, 432 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,438 except when I'm with my Kids. 433 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,274 I insist on doing drop off and pick up every day at school. 434 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,484 -I understand. -I've been through this myself. 435 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,446 Thank you, Annie. So... 436 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,698 I know how it feels. 437 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,617 -You do? -Yes. 438 00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:33,370 I have a kid from my ex, who is a narcissistic artist... 439 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,706 and verbally abusive. 440 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,751 I'm now with a great boyfriend who lives in Malibu. 441 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,336 Oh, good. 442 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,047 Well, Charlie's not terrible. 443 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,757 No, of course not. 444 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,093 But they ravish you with attention in the beginning... 445 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:50,971 and then once we have babies, we become the mom 446 00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,015 and... they get sick of us. 447 00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,016 Yeah. 448 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,187 Where do you want to live now, doll? 449 00:23:58,812 --> 00:23:59,813 Well... 450 00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:03,734 I'm here now, obviously. 451 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,362 I don't know if the show will get picked up, but... 452 00:24:07,738 --> 00:24:08,906 it feels like home. 453 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:11,158 It is home. 454 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:14,203 It's the only home [I've ever known without Charlie. 455 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,163 You want to stay here? 456 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,083 Charlie's not going to want that. He... 457 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,126 He hates LA. 458 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:23,337 We're interested in what you want to do. 459 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:27,174 Sounds to me like you did your time in New York. 460 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,302 He can do some time here, no? 461 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,346 He always said we would, but he never... 462 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:34,056 did. 463 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:35,933 How old is your son? 464 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,184 Henry's eight. 465 00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:38,894 -Mmm. -Yeah. 466 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,104 He likes LA. 467 00:24:42,815 --> 00:24:44,525 I don't know if it's fair to him. 468 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,778 I want you to listen to me. 469 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,157 What you're doing is an act of hope. 470 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,743 Do you understand that? 471 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:56,870 Yeah. 472 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:01,000 You're saying, "I want something better for myself." 473 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:02,668 I do. 474 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:06,046 And this, right now, is the worst time. 475 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,424 It will only get better. 476 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,887 Wasn't it Tom Petty who said, "The waiting is the hardest part"? 477 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,180 Oh. 478 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:16,348 I don't know. 479 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,685 -I represented his wife in their divorce. 480 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,186 I got her half of that song. 481 00:25:21,812 --> 00:25:23,939 Oh, I don't want any money or anything. 482 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:24,982 Hmm. 483 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,985 I just worry because we weren't going to use lawyers, so... 484 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,571 I don't want to be too aggressive. 485 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,532 I want to stay friends. 486 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,161 We'll do it as gently as possible. 487 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,830 Now... 488 00:25:40,748 --> 00:25:42,207 Oh. 489 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:45,002 Can you tell me a little more about what's going on? 490 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:49,298 Because part of what we're going to do together is tell your story. 491 00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:53,177 It's difficult to articulate. 492 00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:54,595 It's... 493 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:57,097 not as simple as not being in love anymore. 494 00:25:57,181 --> 00:25:58,766 I understand. 495 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,978 Why don't you start at the beginning? Wherever that is for you. 496 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,356 Well, uh... 497 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,443 I was engaged to Ben 498 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:11,278 and living in LA, you know? 499 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:16,325 And I felt like yes, I want to make movies and marry Ben. 500 00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:19,244 Jesus, I was only 19 or 20 at the time. 501 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:21,622 -I never felt older in my whole life. 502 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,832 Anyway, if I was honest with myself, 503 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,959 it was like a small part of me felt dead... 504 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:27,044 or dead-ish. 505 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:29,213 You know, you tell yourself, 506 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:31,298 "No one's perfect, no relationship's perfect." 507 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,636 Oh, this tea is delicious. 508 00:26:35,719 --> 00:26:38,055 -Isn't it? It's the Manuka honey. -Mm. 509 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:41,809 Anyway, uh, you were asking about Charlie. 510 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:43,977 So, um... 511 00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,105 So, yes. So, I was... I was... 512 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:49,274 happy with Ben and aware of the deadness, 513 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:50,943 and I went to New York 514 00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:54,321 to meet with this director for this space movie. 515 00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:57,116 But one where they take space seriously, like... 516 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:59,201 sex trafficking in space. 517 00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,619 You know, it was political. 518 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,621 Or at least they wanted us to think it was. 519 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:03,956 Anyway, it just... 520 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:08,460 it was really fulfilling the same need that certain fucked up porn does. 521 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,212 Um, but anyway, so... 522 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,672 while I was there... 523 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,258 the producer... 524 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:15,634 invited me to see a play. 525 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:20,514 It took place in someone's apartment with all the lights on. 526 00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:23,016 It was like nothing I'd ever seen before. 527 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,144 This strange... 528 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,188 surreal, dystopian story, 529 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,357 and it was so well-acted. 530 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:34,319 And one of the actors was this big shaggy bear 531 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:37,406 who played all his lines looking directly at me, 532 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,617 uh, which I knew couldn't be the case, but it felt like it. 533 00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,287 And then later, of course, I learned that it was. 534 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,622 Mmm. 535 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:49,168 -These cookies are really great too. -I'll send you home with some. 536 00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:51,503 Afterwards, I was introduced to the cast, 537 00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:55,132 and the bear turned out to also be the director. 538 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,509 He talked to me and... 539 00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,471 I talked back. 540 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,934 The dead part wasn't dead, it was just in a coma. 541 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:07,269 And... 542 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,772 it was better than the sex, the talking. 543 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:11,732 Although the... 544 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,318 the sex was also like the talking. 545 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:16,737 You know, everything is like everything in a relationship. 546 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:18,322 Don't you find that? 547 00:28:18,739 --> 00:28:19,740 And, um... 548 00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:21,200 So, we spent... 549 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:24,870 the whole night and the next day together and... 550 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:27,915 I just never left. 551 00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:31,877 Yes, to be honest, all the problems were there in the beginning too. 552 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,254 But... I just went along with him and his life 553 00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:37,174 because it felt so damn good to feel myself alive. 554 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,762 In the beginning, I was the actress, the star, and... 555 00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:46,308 That felt like something, you know. People came to see me at first, but... 556 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:49,436 the farther away I got from that and... 557 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:53,273 the more acclaim the theater company got, I had less and less weight. 558 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:54,691 I just became... 559 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:56,276 "Who?" 560 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,613 "Well, you know, the actress that was in that thing that time." 561 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:00,739 And he was the draw. 562 00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:03,283 And... that... 563 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:05,869 would've been fine, but... 564 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:08,956 I got smaller. 565 00:29:15,796 --> 00:29:16,838 I realized I... 566 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,300 I didn't ever really come alive for myself. 567 00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:22,135 I was just feeding his aliveness. 568 00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:24,221 And... 569 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,848 you know... 570 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:29,101 he was so smart and creative, it... 571 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:30,769 it was fine. 572 00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:34,731 You know, I would tell him things at home in private, 573 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:38,402 and they would work their way into public conversation, into his work, and... 574 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:41,905 For a while, that felt like enough. I mean, I was just so... 575 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:42,906 SO... 576 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,409 so flattered that someone like him would... 577 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,661 would find an idea I had worth trying 578 00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:50,205 or a comment I made worth repeating and... 579 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,541 and then, I got pregnant. 580 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:56,128 And I thought that having a baby could be ours, could really be ours, 581 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:57,629 but also really mine. 582 00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:01,049 And... you know, he was so excited. 583 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:02,592 So, it was nice. 584 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:04,177 For a while. 585 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:06,179 I mean, kids, they... 586 00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,849 they belong to themselves. It's like... 587 00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:11,601 the instant they leave your body, it's just... 588 00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:14,771 the process of them going away... 589 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,649 And I didn't belong to myself. 590 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:20,944 And it was small stuff, stupid stuff, and big stuff. 591 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,405 All the furniture in our house 592 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:24,781 was his taste. 593 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,950 I didn't even know what my taste was anymore 594 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:29,286 because I had never been asked to use it. 595 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:32,539 I didn't even pick our apartment. I just moved into his. 596 00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:35,542 And I made noises about wanting to move back to LA, but... 597 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:36,877 they came to nothing. 598 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,504 And we'd come here on holidays because he liked my family. 599 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:42,174 But if I suggested we do a year or something, 600 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,134 he'd just put me off. 601 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,719 It would be... 602 00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:49,473 strange if he turned to me and said, 603 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,892 "And what do you want to do today?" 604 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:56,229 You know, I just watched that documentary on George Harrison, 605 00:30:56,563 --> 00:30:58,023 and I thought, "Own it. 606 00:30:58,482 --> 00:30:59,816 Just own it. 607 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,401 Be like George Harrison's wife. 608 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:03,612 Being a wife and a mother, that's enough." 609 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:07,074 Yeah, then I realized I couldn't remember her name, so... 610 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,869 This pilot came along. 611 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:14,748 It shot in LA and it paid so much... 612 00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,959 And it was like there was this little lifeline thrown to me. 613 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:21,046 Here's this bit of earth that's yours, and... 614 00:31:22,172 --> 00:31:25,509 I was embarrassed about it in front of him, but it was also like... 615 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:30,263 yeah, this is who I am, and this is what I'm worth. 616 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:33,475 And maybe it's stupid, but at least it's mine. 617 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,563 And if he had just taken me into a big hug and said, 618 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,274 "Baby, I'm so excited for your adventure. 619 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:44,319 Of course I want you to have a piece of earth that's yours." 620 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:45,612 Then... 621 00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:48,156 Well, then, we might not be getting divorced. 622 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,241 But... 623 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,202 he made fun of it and... 624 00:31:52,702 --> 00:31:54,955 was jealous like he is, and... 625 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,999 then he realized about the money. 626 00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:01,670 And he told me I could funnel it back into the theater company. 627 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:05,382 And that's when I realized... 628 00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:07,384 he... 629 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:10,053 truly didn't see me. 630 00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:14,015 He didn't see me as something separate from himself. 631 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:17,310 And I asked him to say my phone number. 632 00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:19,604 He didn't know it. 633 00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:21,106 So, I left. 634 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:23,775 Oh. 635 00:32:25,735 --> 00:32:26,653 Mmm. 636 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,907 Also, I think he slept with the stage manager, Mary Ann. 637 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,369 That fucking asshole. 638 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:35,620 Seventy-five... 639 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,080 just 70, 640 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:38,665 those two zeros, 641 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:41,042 -seventy-five point zero zero... -"If railroad is unowned... 642 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:43,420 -that's zero cents. -...you may buy it from the bank." 643 00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:46,173 "Advance to lllios... 644 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,508 -lllinois. -...lllinois Avenue." 645 00:32:49,134 --> 00:32:51,178 "Advance..." what does that mean? 646 00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:53,096 It means you've got to go to Illinois Avenue. 647 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,557 So where is Illinois Avenue? 648 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,475 That one. 649 00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:58,602 So Cassie, when Charlie gets here, 650 00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:00,270 you're going to hand him the envelope. 651 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,105 Why do I have to do it? 652 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:06,109 Because Nicole is very good at getting people to do things for her. 653 00:33:06,193 --> 00:33:07,652 That's not what this is. 654 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,863 I wiped her butt until she was nine years old. 655 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,156 She's very seductive that way. 656 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:14,034 No, Mom, legally, I can't be the one who serves him. 657 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,328 But still, what I'm saying is true. 658 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:19,289 Do I have to actually hand him the envelope? 659 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:22,042 Yes, but I'm going to tell him in advance that they're divorce papers. 660 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,253 Nora says it doesn't have to be so formal. Where's Henry? 661 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:28,423 He's playing in the living room with Sam, and Jules, and Molly. 662 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,634 Let's get them upstairs. Charlie's going to be here soon. 663 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:31,801 Sam, go upstairs. 664 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,137 So, I'll tell Charlie what's happening, 665 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:37,098 and, Cassie, you then hand him the envelope. 666 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,016 Okay... 667 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,476 I just get nervous. 668 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:41,770 Well, can you un-serve? 669 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,898 -What do you mean? Like take it back? -Yeah. 670 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,317 -I think so. -You should check. 671 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,111 -In case we change our minds... -I'm not going to change my mind. 672 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:52,864 -...or we feel too bad for him. -Maybe in case I do something wrong. 673 00:33:52,948 --> 00:33:54,866 Now you're both just making me feel bad, okay? 674 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:56,451 Sorry, sorry, I'm nervous! 675 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,203 Well, we all are. 676 00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,080 And we love Charlie. 677 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:02,207 You have to stop loving him, Mom. 678 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:03,959 You can't be friends with him anymore. 679 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,461 Charlie and I have our own relationship... 680 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,880 -...independent of your marriage. 681 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:10,465 Just like I'm still friends 682 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:12,467 -with Cassie's ex, Jeff. 683 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:13,927 Are you still seeing Jeff? 684 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,137 An occasional lunch. 685 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:17,472 I can't believe you! 686 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,391 He still wants his camera back, by the way. 687 00:34:19,474 --> 00:34:22,602 Listen, nothing can be independent of our marriage right now. 688 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:25,689 I can't believe I even have to explain this to you. Just be on my side, okay? 689 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,190 -Okay. -And... 690 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:29,276 stop seeing Jeff! 691 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,572 -Cassie, you're the server. 692 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,907 Just let me practice a few times. 693 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,826 I was never a good auditioner. 694 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,745 -That's because you wanted it too badly. -It's not an audition. 695 00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:44,583 -I'll play Charlie. -It's just my palms are so perspired. 696 00:34:44,666 --> 00:34:47,002 Sweetie, you're blotting the envelope. 697 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,045 Maybe Nicole should play you. 698 00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:50,255 Did you really just say that? 699 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,507 We don't need to practice. This is not a performance. 700 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,050 Did we finish the other wine already? 701 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:55,218 -Yeah. 702 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:56,344 -Oh! 703 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,263 -Oh. -Okay, let me get him. 704 00:34:58,346 --> 00:34:59,681 -Okay. -You both go in the other room. 705 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,642 Cassie, you make sure that Henry goes upstairs with Molly and Jules. 706 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:03,727 Happening now. 707 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,606 -Mom! -I'm getting my wine. 708 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,316 What? 709 00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:11,151 Henry's pooping in the bathroom downstairs. 710 00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,777 Can we transfer him to the one upstairs? 711 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:15,238 -I think it's mid-poop. -Just grab him when he comes out. 712 00:35:15,322 --> 00:35:16,531 -Cassie? -What? 713 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,951 I'm... I'm putting the envelope over here by the toaster. 714 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:21,161 Copy you. 715 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:28,460 -Hi. -Hi. 716 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,629 -Where's Henry? -Uh, he's pooping. 717 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:32,631 Hi, Henry! 718 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:35,008 Does this couch still open? 719 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:35,925 Yeah. 720 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:40,221 I got off the plane to a text, but don't tell anyone yet. It's still a secret. 721 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:41,389 Okay. 722 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:46,144 -I won a MacArthur grant. 723 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:47,520 Charlie! 724 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:49,189 -Oh, my God, that's great! 725 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:50,440 Congratulations. 726 00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:53,693 I'll say it because you can't. It's the genius grant. You're a genius. 727 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:55,695 Oh, I'm really happy for you. You deserve it. 728 00:35:55,779 --> 00:35:58,365 It's yours too. We did all of this together. 729 00:35:58,448 --> 00:35:59,991 Thank you, but... 730 00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:01,826 it's yours, Charlie, you enjoy it. 731 00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:03,703 I'm starving. 732 00:36:03,787 --> 00:36:05,914 It's good money, and they parse it out over five years. 733 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,541 But it means I can keep everyone in the theater company employed, 734 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,584 pay my credit card debt. 735 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:10,835 So great. 736 00:36:10,919 --> 00:36:13,672 Of course, I went instantly to, "It's all downhill from here. 737 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:16,257 -Now my first Broadway play has to fail." -No. 738 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,259 We just started rehearsals again, and I don't know. 739 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,679 You always don't know at this point, and then, it gets there. 740 00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:22,305 Do I? Because I don't remember. 741 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:24,474 I know, it's true, it'll be great. 742 00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,059 Okay, I hope you're right. 743 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,228 -Everyone says hi. -Oh. 744 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,065 Tell them hi. I miss everyone. 745 00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:34,109 You'll see them again when you come back. 746 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,152 A MacArthur, Broadway... 747 00:36:36,236 --> 00:36:37,862 It's so exciting. 748 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,073 -Congratulations, Charlie. 749 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:47,914 Which bathroom? 750 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,126 -What? -Is he pooping? 751 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,670 Oh, uh, downstairs. 752 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:54,629 Is your mom home? 753 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,464 Yeah, she's upstairs. 754 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:01,428 -Hey, how's it going? -Nothing yet. 755 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:02,804 -It's me. -I know. 756 00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:04,889 -I just got here. -Hi. 757 00:37:04,973 --> 00:37:06,558 -I brought you something. -Yay. 758 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,518 Mom's getting me a present too. 759 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:10,478 -Why? -For pooping. 760 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:12,522 Oh. 761 00:37:14,482 --> 00:37:16,151 -I love you. -I love you. 762 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,195 I don't think we should reward him for pooping anymore. 763 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:21,614 Oh, I know, but he holds it in and it's going on a week. 764 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,367 -It's its own reward. G-ma! -Charlie-bird! 765 00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:26,327 Oh! No! Stop it! 766 00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,121 Oh, God, I'm huge! 767 00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:30,206 -You're as light as a feather. -Mom? 768 00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:34,627 -Why didn't you respond to my last e-mail? -Well, your e-mails are so articulate. 769 00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,296 -I get intimidated. 770 00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,590 -Mom, can you — -Now, I'm going to lift you! 771 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,301 -Mom? 772 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,385 Mom? 773 00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:44,471 -Mom? -What? 774 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:45,889 Upstairs. 775 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,432 -Oh. 776 00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,225 I'm going to write you back now. 777 00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:54,355 Cassie? 778 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,107 Hey, Charlie. 779 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:58,902 -I like your haircut. -Oh, thanks. 780 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:02,530 -Mom? -I'll go. 781 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,532 Henry's calling you, Nicole! 782 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:05,533 I hear him. 783 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:07,994 What's going on, Henry? 784 00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,704 Can you ask Mom to come? 785 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:12,916 He wants you. 786 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,170 What kind of pie is that? 787 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:20,590 It's... 788 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:26,304 pecan. 789 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,557 -Did you make it? -I don't know. 790 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:31,226 No, it's store bought. 791 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:33,186 You know Joan's on Third? 792 00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:35,355 -Oh, yeah. It's good, right? -What? 793 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:36,773 The store? Yeah. 794 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:39,108 Jules and Molly love it. 795 00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:40,610 -Are you okay? -Yes. 796 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:42,779 I'm just hot! 797 00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,573 Uh, I'll pour you some water. 798 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,701 Nicole says you're doing a play? 799 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,328 I-] think you'd like it. 800 00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:53,998 It's a great unproduced play by this really interesting British writer. 801 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,376 -So, you do an English accent? -Yeah. 802 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:58,503 -It's more northern England. -Oh. 803 00:38:58,586 --> 00:38:59,712 What does that sound like? 804 00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:04,592 Ooh, you want a cup of tea, do ya? 805 00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:07,929 Right. Good. 806 00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:12,475 Oh, thank you, missus. What is... 807 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:14,477 What's this? 808 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,688 Oh, it's a manila envelope, love. 809 00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:19,148 -Ooh, can I start over? -It has my name on it. 810 00:39:19,232 --> 00:39:20,066 Ooh. 811 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,029 Oh. 812 00:39:25,446 --> 00:39:26,531 Jesus. 813 00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,992 Sorry. You're served. 814 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:32,871 -What did you do? -Nothing. I don't know. 815 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:34,998 I can't lie. 816 00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:36,541 You're being served. 817 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,377 You guys are getting a div... I don't know, I'm sorry. 818 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:48,469 I was going to warn you so it didn't become a thing. I'm sorry. 819 00:40:01,983 --> 00:40:03,359 I feel like I'm in a dream. 820 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:06,779 We don't have a marriage anymore. 821 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:10,491 I know you don't want the disruption, but you don't want to be married. 822 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,410 Not... really. 823 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:15,830 But I don't want this. 824 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:21,002 What did you expect was going to happen? 825 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:27,008 l... I don't know, I guess I didn't think it through, 826 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:30,637 but I thought we agreed we weren't going to use lawyers. 827 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:32,472 I want... 828 00:40:33,056 --> 00:40:36,601 I don't know, I'm trying to say this as undramatically as possible. 829 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:37,852 I want... 830 00:40:39,479 --> 00:40:41,522 an entirely different kind of life. 831 00:40:42,315 --> 00:40:44,943 Let's wait until you finish this pilot and come back to New York. 832 00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:47,028 Let's figure it out there, at home, together. 833 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,989 -Nora's known for being very fair. -We don't need to do it with envelopes. 834 00:40:50,073 --> 00:40:51,074 -This is Nora? -Yeah. 835 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,076 She's great. I feel like we could be friends with her. 836 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:56,412 -Why do I feel like that won't happen? -It's just a formality. 837 00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:58,247 -Why... -You don't have to respond right away. 838 00:40:58,331 --> 00:41:00,083 Why did Cassie have a pie? 839 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,710 The pie was hers. The pie wasn't part of it. 840 00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:03,753 Are you sure? 841 00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:05,880 I mean, what would the pie have to do with anything? 842 00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:08,383 -I don't know. It somehow makes it worse. 843 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,636 I'm sorry, but the pie was just a pie. 844 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:13,680 So, what... 845 00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:17,850 What do I do? 846 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:21,729 You get a lawyer too. 847 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,777 "Well, I guess I better be going. 848 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:31,114 Stuart rose from the ditch, climbed into his car... 849 00:41:31,864 --> 00:41:34,325 and started up the road that led toward the north. 850 00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:37,996 The sun was just coming up over the hills on his right. 851 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:42,458 As he peered ahead into the great land that stretched before him, 852 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,335 the way seemed long... 853 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:46,671 but the sky was bright. 854 00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:50,341 And he somehow felt he was headed in the right direction." 855 00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,971 I forgot it ended that way. 856 00:41:56,389 --> 00:41:59,559 Yeah, wow, Stuart really overreacted, didn't you think? 857 00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:02,061 He was upset about his boat. 858 00:42:06,566 --> 00:42:07,942 Dad, you go away. 859 00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:11,237 Mom, you stay. 860 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,282 -Hey, Daddy just got here. -It's okay. 861 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:16,701 Love you. 862 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:24,709 You can come back, and wake me up, and read to me later, Daddy, okay? 863 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,210 Okay. 864 00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:30,673 Will you come sleep in my bed later? 865 00:42:30,757 --> 00:42:31,716 Yeah. 866 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:41,934 Oh. 867 00:42:42,435 --> 00:42:44,479 Hang in there, Charlie-bird. 868 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:45,605 Thanks, G-ma. 869 00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,512 -He's in a mommy phase right now. -It's okay. 870 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:27,730 Whoo! 871 00:43:27,814 --> 00:43:30,233 I'm sorry. I drank too much wine. 872 00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:32,026 -I can imagine. -And didn't eat dinner. 873 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:33,444 Stressful time. 874 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:35,738 I hope Henry didn't notice. 875 00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:36,823 I'm sure he didn't. 876 00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:38,491 Now that I'm a parent, I realize my parents 877 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:40,159 were probably drunk all the time with me. 878 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:41,202 Yeah. 879 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:42,453 I'm sorry again. 880 00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:45,081 Thanks. 881 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:47,458 Where are you staying? 882 00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:52,797 Oh, well, I... 883 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:55,383 hadn't... 884 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:00,555 I guess I'll... 885 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:05,268 There's a new hotel on Highland that's... 886 00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:09,564 supposedly not too expensive and... and pretty nice. 887 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,691 Oh, okay, I'll check it out. 888 00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:14,569 Again, that's great about the MacArthur. 889 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:15,778 Thanks. 890 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,037 -Charlie? -Yeah? 891 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,625 Thanks. 892 00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:37,800 Fuck. 893 00:44:37,884 --> 00:44:41,095 -What? -She's being represented by Nora. 894 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,638 She's supposedly very fair? 895 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:44,515 All right, here's the fact, Jack. 896 00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:48,144 I charge $950 an hour. 897 00:44:48,227 --> 00:44:50,062 Ted is 400. 898 00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:52,815 If you have a stupid question, you call Ted. 899 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,153 To start, we'll need a $25,000 retainer. 900 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:59,197 -That's more than I can — -And all your financials. 901 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:00,823 We need to do a forensic accounting. 902 00:45:00,907 --> 00:45:04,410 Which runs anywhere from ten to twenty thousand dollars. 903 00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:08,414 But if we can all agree right away, it shouldn't get too bad, right? 904 00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:10,166 You were married here in LA? 905 00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:12,543 Yes... because her mom and sister are out here 906 00:45:12,627 --> 00:45:15,504 -and I'm not close with my family. -Your son was born out here? 907 00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:18,799 Yes, because, again, her mom and sister are out here and I'm not — 908 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:20,509 So, you got married here, 909 00:45:20,593 --> 00:45:22,303 your kid was born here... 910 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:25,223 and she served you here? 911 00:45:25,306 --> 00:45:27,099 Yeah, but we lived in New York. 912 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:28,976 Why? 913 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:33,147 -Is there a problem? -We'll have to reshape the narrative. 914 00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:36,859 If you're serious about having your child in New York, 915 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,569 this is what I suggest. 916 00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:41,530 You take your kid... D-Did you say his name was Fred? 917 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:43,115 Henry. 918 00:45:43,199 --> 00:45:44,116 Henry? 919 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:45,409 Why did I say Fred? 920 00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:46,994 I have a kid named Fred. 921 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:50,623 You take Henry to New York with you right now. 922 00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:53,000 Then we file an action in New York. 923 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:54,710 We make this a New York case. 924 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:56,963 We need to make an argument you're a New York-based family. 925 00:45:57,046 --> 00:45:57,880 Well, we are. 926 00:45:57,964 --> 00:46:01,008 Otherwise, you'll probably never see your Kid outside of LA again. 927 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,593 Really? No. 928 00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:05,930 It's very hard to convince the courts to move a kid. 929 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:09,225 As soon as you let your wife and child leave New York, 930 00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:12,144 you made life very difficult for yourself. 931 00:46:12,228 --> 00:46:13,479 Yes, but as I said, 932 00:46:13,562 --> 00:46:16,023 we're a New York family, that's just a fact. 933 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,277 She's... here temporarily. 934 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,779 Then why do you think she served you out here? 935 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:26,575 I don't... know, but Henry wants to go back to New York. 936 00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:28,619 Don't quote your kid. 937 00:46:29,287 --> 00:46:31,580 He's just telling you what you want to hear. 938 00:46:32,373 --> 00:46:35,334 And trust me, he's telling her the opposite. 939 00:46:35,418 --> 00:46:36,919 Let me have the Barber file! 940 00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:38,212 It's right here. 941 00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:40,172 Move my lunch to 1:30. 942 00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,678 What's... 943 00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:49,682 "Exit Goat"? 944 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:52,393 Exit Ghost. It's the name of my theater company. 945 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,644 You're a director? 946 00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:55,062 Theater director, yeah. 947 00:46:55,146 --> 00:46:58,065 -Anything I've seen? -I don't know. What have you seen? 948 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,737 Our production of Electra is moving to Broadway... 949 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:04,822 which is exciting. 950 00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:07,199 We have to make sure that money is protected. 951 00:47:07,283 --> 00:47:09,827 I mean, it's theater, so it's not a lot of money. 952 00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:12,955 I basically put whatever money I make back in the theater. 953 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:16,000 I wonder, do we ask for support? 954 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:18,127 -Interesting. -From Nicole? 955 00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,587 I'm not going to do that. 956 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:21,714 Does your wife's family have money? 957 00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:25,885 Uh, her mother has some from her TV career. 958 00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,303 And her father died. 959 00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:31,849 Well, we could say that we don't want her mother to see the kid, 960 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,517 draw her into the case. 961 00:47:33,601 --> 00:47:36,729 In that instance, her mother could pay your legal fees. 962 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:38,147 No. 963 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:40,524 I'm very close to her mom. 964 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:43,527 -Nicole's family has been my family — -Yeah, but that's going to change. 965 00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:45,446 And I suggest you get used to it. 966 00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:49,992 -We need to hire a private investigator. -Really? I mean... 967 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:54,080 -Really? -Does your wife do drugs or anything? 968 00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:54,997 Coke? 969 00:47:55,748 --> 00:47:57,124 Not in any real way. 970 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,919 Well, we're not going to win if she's the perfect mother. 971 00:48:00,002 --> 00:48:01,879 She was addicted to TUMS for a while. 972 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:06,425 It wasn't nothing. She was up to a tube a day. 973 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:08,344 Have you noticed anyone following you? 974 00:48:08,427 --> 00:48:09,470 No. 975 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,014 Well, keep an eye out. 976 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:14,266 Look, you need to be prepared for the fact 977 00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:18,437 that Nora is going to portray you as a neglectful, absent father. 978 00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:21,148 -But I'm not. -You live in New York. 979 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,900 You're consumed with your work. 980 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:26,821 She and your kid are out here, struggling. 981 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:30,282 Nora's going to use that strategy. I'm sure of it. 982 00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:31,534 But Nicole's not going to lie. 983 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:34,495 Listen, if we start from a place of reasonable, 984 00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:36,872 and they start from a place of crazy, 985 00:48:36,956 --> 00:48:41,001 when we settle, we'll be somewhere between reasonable and crazy. 986 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:41,961 Which is still crazy. 987 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:43,629 Half of crazy is crazy. 988 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:46,674 You know what people say, "Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, 989 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,843 divorce lawyers see good people at their worst." 990 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,804 Before this is all over, you're going to hate me and Ted, 991 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:54,515 just because of what we represent in your life. 992 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:55,599 I'm sure you're right. 993 00:48:55,683 --> 00:48:58,853 So tell me the story again. You came out here to see your kid. 994 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,354 -Maybe I'm not explaining this well. -She serves you. 995 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,064 -We're friendly, we're fine. -What a bitch. 996 00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:04,191 We're just trying to figure this out. She's not a bitch. 997 00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:05,609 Thanks, but this isn't... 998 00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:07,027 We're doing it a different way. 999 00:49:07,403 --> 00:49:10,114 And... I can't even close to afford this. 1000 00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:14,368 I've got to get back to New York. I have a Broadway play in rehearsals. 1001 00:49:18,622 --> 00:49:22,084 I was the hot shit at that time. 1002 00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:27,131 Young, very sexy, with a great head of hair. 1003 00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:29,925 I just so appreciate that Charlie gave me this opportunity. 1004 00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:31,302 Or maybe I should thank Nicole. 1005 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:33,971 I heard Nicole's pilot went to series, so she's moving to LA. 1006 00:49:34,054 --> 00:49:35,639 And they put Henry in school out there. 1007 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:36,932 Well, is Charlie moving too? 1008 00:49:37,016 --> 00:49:38,100 Not Charlie. 1009 00:49:38,184 --> 00:49:39,393 He won't abandon us. 1010 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,103 And you can't do theater in LA. 1011 00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:43,564 Charlie said she and Henry are coming back to New York 1012 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:45,399 when she finishes filming her show. 1013 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:46,901 I wouldn't be so sure. 1014 00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,904 Nicole was never going to stay in New York, that was obvious. 1015 00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,989 She was probably planning this move all along. 1016 00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:55,409 When she sees an opportunity, believe me, she takes it. 1017 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:57,620 Well, LA is nice. 1018 00:49:58,037 --> 00:49:58,954 The space. 1019 00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:02,208 Miss Four Time Oscar winner, sucking my... 1020 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,376 Okay, how is everyone today? 1021 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:06,587 Nobody get too close. I think I caught Donna's cold. 1022 00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:09,465 -Sorry, Charlie. -I'm expecting a Skype call from Henry, 1023 00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:11,300 so I might have to step out. 1024 00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:14,845 So, Charlie, what you're going through now 1025 00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:18,224 is going to be horrible, but it will be over. 1026 00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:19,475 Thanks, Frank. 1027 00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:21,060 -Another thing. -Yeah? 1028 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,689 Fuck as many people as you can right now. 1029 00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:27,983 Women, men. 1030 00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:31,153 -Take what I said seriously. -You might need help wrapping gauze. 1031 00:50:31,237 --> 00:50:33,948 -It needs to stay tight. -Okay, I'm — I'm confused. 1032 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,200 What... scene is the Invisible Man outfit for? 1033 00:50:36,283 --> 00:50:38,244 No, that's my Halloween costume. 1034 00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:40,871 And the Frankenstein is for Henry. 1035 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:43,791 He's coming here this weekend. 1036 00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,751 We're going to trick or treat in the Slope. 1037 00:50:45,834 --> 00:50:48,128 I made it more James Whale than Kenneth Branagh. 1038 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,922 -Perfect. -Can I talk to you? 1039 00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:52,383 Yeah, over... 1040 00:50:53,008 --> 00:50:55,261 I've typed up the blocking from the last two rehearsals, 1041 00:50:55,344 --> 00:50:59,306 and here are the director notes from that Danish production from the '70s. 1042 00:51:00,391 --> 00:51:01,308 Where'd you find it? 1043 00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:03,978 -The library, duh. -Ha! 1044 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:05,521 Can I come over tonight? 1045 00:51:06,939 --> 00:51:08,941 Mary Ann, it's too hard now. 1046 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:10,943 I just can't be with anyone right now. 1047 00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:13,862 But we did it when you were married and we shouldn't have done it. 1048 00:51:13,946 --> 00:51:16,282 And now that you're not married, shouldn't we be doing it? 1049 00:51:16,365 --> 00:51:19,368 I'm not not married yet. 1050 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:21,579 You're torturing yourself. 1051 00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:23,747 Just make sure everything doesn't go to hell. 1052 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:27,001 -I'm relying on you, okay? -Fine. 1053 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,628 -Thanks. -I wish you'd accept generosity better. 1054 00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:31,005 Uh, hold on. Let me... 1055 00:51:31,422 --> 00:51:33,340 -Hello? -Is this Charlie Barber? 1056 00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:34,675 Yes. 1057 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,552 Hi, this is Nora Fanshaw. 1058 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:38,512 I represent your wife, Nicole Barber. 1059 00:51:38,637 --> 00:51:40,723 -Hi. -Do you have an attorney yet? 1060 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:41,640 No. 1061 00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:44,226 Okay, then it's okay for me to talk to you directly, okay? 1062 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,185 Okay. 1063 00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:48,814 I'm calling because we haven't received your response to our filing. 1064 00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:52,359 Yeah, I've been rehearsing this play and flying back and forth to LA. 1065 00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:54,528 You're going fo need to file your response. 1066 00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:59,241 -Nicole said there was no rush. -It's been more than 30 days 1067 00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:00,159 since you were served. 1068 00:52:00,242 --> 00:52:02,202 By law, you're meant to respond within 30 days. 1069 00:52:02,286 --> 00:52:03,746 I didn't like the first lawyer I met. 1070 00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:06,290 It says that very clearly on the document you were given. 1071 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:07,249 Did you read it? 1072 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,084 Yeah, but I thought that's just what it says. 1073 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:10,919 We weren't even going to do it with lawyers. 1074 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,131 Charlie, I think I shouldn't tuck in my shirt. 1075 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:17,176 -Nicole said I could take my time. -And we've let you take your time. 1076 00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:20,387 -Keeps coming out during the love scene. -Could you hold a second? What love scene? 1077 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:21,805 When I hug Beth. 1078 00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:23,098 You don't hug Beth. 1079 00:52:23,182 --> 00:52:25,309 I think it's something we should explore. 1080 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:28,312 Can't you just tuck it in tighter or get Donna to safety pin it? 1081 00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:30,230 I also have a kind of a thing 1082 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,858 -about, uh, tucking things in. -Charlie? 1083 00:52:32,941 --> 00:52:34,276 If you don't file your response, 1084 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,779 we're going to file a request for default judgment against you. 1085 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:39,740 ...insecurities about my figure. 1086 00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,033 -Charlie? -Yes, sorry. 1087 00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:43,285 Default judgment, what does that mean? Don't hug Beth. 1088 00:52:43,369 --> 00:52:45,412 We'll be able to lay claim fo whatever we want. 1089 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,373 W-What do you mean, whatever you want of what? 1090 00:52:47,456 --> 00:52:49,875 Your apartment, your things, everything you own. 1091 00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:50,793 We... 1092 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:53,712 She and I already discussed this. We don't own that much stuff. 1093 00:52:53,796 --> 00:52:55,422 She can have pretty much whatever she wants. 1094 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:58,550 And it means we'll set the number for child support at its highest level 1095 00:52:58,634 --> 00:53:00,511 and claim full custody of your child. 1096 00:53:02,721 --> 00:53:03,639 Full custody? 1097 00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:08,018 -I mean, that's not even — -7his is what the law says. 1098 00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:12,022 Nicole's not going to do that. I mean, she won't. 1099 00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:13,857 No, Charlie, I represent Nicole, 1100 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:16,235 and she's aware of everything I'm saying fo you. 1101 00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,611 I just spoke to her this morning. 1102 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:20,906 Well, I spoke to her five minutes before I got on the call. 1103 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:25,327 Okay, so what do I do? 1104 00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,705 You need fo get a lawyer and respond immediately. 1105 00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:31,166 Nicole wants to do this amicably, but you're leaving us no other option. 1106 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:33,001 I'll get a lawyer. Can I get a lawyer here? 1107 00:53:33,085 --> 00:53:35,045 -I don't know where "here" is. -New York. 1108 00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:37,423 Ah! That's what all that honking is? 1109 00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:40,134 No, you'll have fo come fo LA and meet people in LA. 1110 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:41,176 I'm rehearsing a — 1111 00:53:41,260 --> 00:53:44,638 If you don't respond in Los Angeles by Friaay, you'll leave us no choice. 1112 00:53:44,722 --> 00:53:46,348 Wh — Which line? 1113 00:53:47,015 --> 00:53:49,727 I have fo take this. Can you hold on a second, Charlie? 1114 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:19,631 Me and Mommy are in the middle of a super secret treasure hunt. 1115 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:23,177 -I thought the plane landed at nine. -What are you wearing? 1116 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,344 Sock pants. 1117 00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:26,054 It did. What are sock pants? 1118 00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:28,056 He doesn't like to feel the breeze on his legs. 1119 00:54:28,140 --> 00:54:29,183 He dressed himself. 1120 00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:31,310 -There are long pants. Can I talk to you? -It's almost noon. 1121 00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,312 There was traffic. We've got to get going. 1122 00:54:33,395 --> 00:54:36,148 -Why don't we ever do a treasure hunt? -Henry, can you wait a minute? 1123 00:54:36,231 --> 00:54:37,357 No talking alone. 1124 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:39,651 Just one bit of talking alone, then I'll be right there. 1125 00:54:39,985 --> 00:54:41,487 I got a call from your lawyer. 1126 00:54:41,570 --> 00:54:44,072 She said you'd take everything and... 1127 00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:47,159 custody and everything if I didn't respond. 1128 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,994 It's better if we just let the lawyers do this. 1129 00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:51,246 Yeah, but she's saying things I don't think you mean. 1130 00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:52,998 Henry, we need to get going. 1131 00:54:53,081 --> 00:54:54,541 I don't want to go now. 1132 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:56,919 -Have you gotten a lawyer yet? -That's what I'm here to do. 1133 00:54:57,002 --> 00:54:58,545 Come on, Henry. I'm in a rush. 1134 00:54:58,629 --> 00:54:59,797 I have three more clues. 1135 00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:02,424 Why did you start a treasure hunt or whatever so close to my arrival? 1136 00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:04,593 -Cool. -You were late. We were Killing time. 1137 00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:07,054 Honey, come. We're going to finish the treasure hunt later. 1138 00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,722 -I'm going to be rich! -Okay. 1139 00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:10,974 You're going to go with your daddy. It's going to be fun. 1140 00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:14,311 And I've got a present for you when you get back as a reward. 1141 00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:16,396 He's not going to the dentist. 1142 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,398 -I'm trying to help. -I'm staying here. 1143 00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:19,316 Come on. 1144 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,154 Henry? 1145 00:55:29,785 --> 00:55:32,287 -Got the booster? -I have a booster. 1146 00:55:34,081 --> 00:55:35,707 Oh, wait, no, it's not in. 1147 00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:36,959 What's not in? 1148 00:55:37,417 --> 00:55:39,419 The seat's not connected. 1149 00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,174 I asked the rental company to install it. 1150 00:55:44,258 --> 00:55:47,177 Yeah, I think they can't for liability reasons. 1151 00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:49,471 -Do you know how these things — -Let me just... If you... 1152 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:52,266 -There should be a clip to clip onto. -...dig... 1153 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,564 Ow! Fuck! 1154 00:55:58,647 --> 00:56:00,649 -Why "fuck?" -Something sharp. 1155 00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:01,900 -Can't I stay with Mom? -No. 1156 00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:03,026 Why not? 1157 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:05,112 It's my time with you. I just flew 3,000 miles. 1158 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:06,071 I don't want to. 1159 00:56:06,154 --> 00:56:07,656 Henry, get in the fucking car! 1160 00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:12,077 I'm sorry, but Jesus, get in the fucking car. 1161 00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:19,334 How do you spell LEGO Bionicles? 1162 00:56:19,418 --> 00:56:21,795 That's two words. What does LEGO start with? 1163 00:56:21,879 --> 00:56:22,921 Just tell me. 1164 00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:24,214 -Don't you want to learn it? -No. 1165 00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:25,716 -It's on the box, anyway. -L... 1166 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:26,842 Then what? 1167 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:29,720 E... You know, everyone at the theater says hi. 1168 00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:30,762 Hi. 1169 00:56:30,846 --> 00:56:31,722 Then what? 1170 00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,348 A "g-g-g" sound. 1171 00:56:33,432 --> 00:56:35,392 -Are you excited for Halloween? -J? 1172 00:56:35,475 --> 00:56:36,310 G. 1173 00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,061 -Then what? -And an "O" sound. 1174 00:56:38,145 --> 00:56:40,272 -0? -Are you excited for Halloween? 1175 00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:41,315 Yeah. 1176 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:42,858 I brought both our costumes. 1177 00:56:42,941 --> 00:56:45,235 I'm going as a store-bought ninja. 1178 00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:47,446 But we agreed. I had Donna make you a Frankenstein. 1179 00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:49,698 I don't want to be a Frankenstein anymore. 1180 00:56:49,781 --> 00:56:50,699 Are you sure? 1181 00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:53,493 Maybe just look at it. 1182 00:56:54,036 --> 00:56:56,747 It's awesome. We'll be Frankenstein and the Invisible Man. 1183 00:56:56,830 --> 00:56:58,874 Mom bought me a ninja costume, 1184 00:56:58,957 --> 00:57:01,543 which is better because it costs more. 1185 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:03,253 Technically, the Frankenstein cost more 1186 00:57:03,337 --> 00:57:05,422 when you factor in Donna's time and the materials. 1187 00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:07,758 The cousins are also going to be ninjas. 1188 00:57:07,841 --> 00:57:09,635 But Henry, we went through all this trouble. 1189 00:57:13,305 --> 00:57:14,348 Okay. 1190 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:15,390 Whatever you want. 1191 00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:22,689 -Please take the ticket. 1192 00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:28,654 -Dad, you're too far. -I know. 1193 00:57:28,737 --> 00:57:31,406 -Please take the ticket. 1194 00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:40,415 So, I'm not comfortable leaving the bags in the car 1195 00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:42,626 where I've given the key to someone I don't really know. 1196 00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:43,877 I've been here. 1197 00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:47,297 It's an office building, so you've been to places like this before. 1198 00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:49,383 I remember those fish. 1199 00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:52,094 A lot of fish look the same. 1200 00:57:52,511 --> 00:57:53,512 Can I help you? 1201 00:57:53,595 --> 00:57:56,098 I'm Charlie Barber. I have a 1:30 with Dan Cohen. 1202 00:57:56,181 --> 00:57:57,933 Oh, hi. Where's your little man? 1203 00:57:58,016 --> 00:58:01,478 I don't have it this time. I keep my skeletons at my mom's. 1204 00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:02,396 Okay. 1205 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:04,815 Oh, okay. 1206 00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:07,025 I'm sorry. We tried to reach you. 1207 00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:08,902 Mr. Cohen wanted me to apologize. 1208 00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:12,155 He can't see you because apparently your wife already met with him 1209 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:14,491 on the 7th of August about representation. 1210 00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:16,660 B-But she hired somebody else. 1211 00:58:16,743 --> 00:58:19,079 -Uh... Nora — -Fanshaw? 1212 00:58:19,371 --> 00:58:21,873 But unfortunately, because she consulted with Mr. Cohen already, 1213 00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:23,959 he's legally barred from representing you. 1214 00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:25,502 Oh. 1215 00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:27,295 -Should we feed the fish? -Yeah. 1216 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:30,215 -lwoman] It happens all the time. -Really? 1217 00:58:30,298 --> 00:58:32,592 If you have a ticket, I can validate your parking. 1218 00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:34,261 Oh. 1219 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:37,264 You know, it's common that people meet with as many lawyers as possible 1220 00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:39,266 so that their spouse has limited options. 1221 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,435 Oh, I don't think she would've done it deliberately. 1222 00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:42,978 You'd be surprised. 1223 00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:45,605 Can all of them, like, breathe out of the water? 1224 00:58:47,274 --> 00:58:49,401 Did you go to a lot of offices with your mom? 1225 00:58:49,484 --> 00:58:50,610 Not so many. 1226 00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:53,196 Like 11. 1227 00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:56,158 I don't think anyone would have stealed the bags, Daddy. 1228 00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:57,409 I need somebody today. 1229 00:58:57,492 --> 00:59:00,203 If I don't respond by tomorrow, she said I could lose custody. 1230 00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:03,123 I didn't know who else to call. There's got to be someone she didn't meet. 1231 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:04,332 I have a name for you. 1232 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,252 Bert Spitz. 1233 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:11,089 He was the entertainment lawyer at Roberto's agency. 1234 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:12,340 Great. 1235 00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:15,886 But then he kind of got pushed into retirement a few years ago, 1236 00:59:16,178 --> 00:59:18,013 and he went into family law. 1237 00:59:18,096 --> 00:59:19,931 -I called him. -Thank you, G-ma. 1238 00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:22,684 -He can see you today at three. -Aw, shit. 1239 00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:26,104 We never had this conversation, Charlie-bird. 1240 00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:27,272 You got it. I love you. 1241 00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:28,315 -Aw. -Daa! 1242 00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,984 -I need a new burger. -Why? 1243 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:35,489 Because you made us carry your bags into the restaurant, I dropped it. 1244 00:59:36,865 --> 00:59:39,409 That's fine. I'll give you mine. Get in the car. 1245 00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:42,287 Why did you bring me today if you couldn't hang out with me? 1246 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,289 Because I've been away and want to see you. 1247 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:48,376 -Jamie Tuber has a little sister... 1248 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,921 ...named, um, Lily Tuber. 1249 00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:53,256 -Yeah. -And Lily Tuber is really bossy. 1250 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:54,216 Uh-huh. 1251 00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:59,304 Getting divorced with a kid can be one of the hardest things you'll ever do. 1252 01:00:00,972 --> 01:00:02,849 It's like a death without a body. 1253 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:08,313 I know personally. I've been there four different times. 1254 01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,023 You've been divorced four times? 1255 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,233 Married four times. 1256 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:12,818 Three divorces. 1257 01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:16,196 This last one will stick, God willing. 1258 01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:18,949 That's why I graduated into family law, 1259 01:00:19,032 --> 01:00:21,201 to help people survive this painful time. 1260 01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:24,371 Here's how I see it. 1261 01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:28,542 If we get bogged down in "who did this," and "who did that," 1262 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:30,252 and "I don't want to pay the two dollars," 1263 01:00:30,335 --> 01:00:33,004 it'll just cost you more money and time and... 1264 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,132 emotional stress, 1265 01:00:35,215 --> 01:00:37,592 and you'll probably end up with the same result anyway. 1266 01:00:37,676 --> 01:00:38,844 Right. 1267 01:00:38,927 --> 01:00:41,847 I mean, I agree with that philosophy. She does too, I'm sure. 1268 01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:45,267 And I always go with the truth, no matter where that takes us. 1269 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,435 You know, most people in my business make up the truth 1270 01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:49,020 so they can get where they need to go. 1271 01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:51,690 You're just transactions to them. 1272 01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:53,650 I-1 like to think of you as people. 1273 01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:55,527 Oh, okay, good. 1274 01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:57,070 And not just you, her too. 1275 01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:57,988 Yes. 1276 01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:00,198 You know, this can be a really ugly process. 1277 01:01:00,282 --> 01:01:03,160 But I also believe it doesn't have to be terrible. 1278 01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,619 I'm glad to hear you say that. 1279 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:05,996 Um... 1280 01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:09,124 I'd love to keep expenses down as much as possible. 1281 01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:10,208 Of course you do. 1282 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:14,796 I charge 450 an hour and I need a $10,000 retainer to start. 1283 01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:18,300 I'll see if I can get an advance on the Broadway transfer. 1284 01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:21,303 And keep in mind, you'll have to pay for her lawyer. 1285 01:01:21,386 --> 01:01:22,888 Oh. I didn't... 1286 01:01:25,432 --> 01:01:27,350 -What? -Well, at least part of her. 1287 01:01:27,434 --> 01:01:29,311 It doesn't make sense, does it? 1288 01:01:29,394 --> 01:01:32,439 I mean, you're doing this because you love your kid. 1289 01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:36,401 And in doing so, you're draining money from your kid's education. 1290 01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:38,528 -It seems ridiculous. -Oh, it is. 1291 01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:39,863 It is, boy. 1292 01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:43,241 We'll have to respond right away. 1293 01:01:44,868 --> 01:01:46,494 Your son goes to school out here? 1294 01:01:46,578 --> 01:01:48,872 Yeah, temporarily. We agreed. 1295 01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:51,917 Her pilot went to series and I wanted to accommodate her, 1296 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,127 as she's often felt we do things on my terms. 1297 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,671 Be a better husband in divorce. 1298 01:01:56,755 --> 01:01:59,424 I guess something like that, but we live in New York. 1299 01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:02,427 Well, with your kid going to school out here, 1300 01:02:02,510 --> 01:02:04,012 the court may see it differently. 1301 01:02:04,095 --> 01:02:05,138 Will we go to court? 1302 01:02:05,222 --> 01:02:07,599 No, no, we don't want to go to court. 1303 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:09,392 The courts in California are a disaster. 1304 01:02:09,476 --> 01:02:11,519 No, that's just how we have to think about it. 1305 01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,772 I'm not sure these are my glasses. 1306 01:02:14,147 --> 01:02:15,857 Where are you living while you're here? 1307 01:02:15,941 --> 01:02:17,234 I'm in a hotel right now. 1308 01:02:17,317 --> 01:02:18,526 No, a hotel doesn't look good. 1309 01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:20,070 -To who? -The court. 1310 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:22,113 You just said we weren't going to go to court. 1311 01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:23,365 No, of course, of course. 1312 01:02:23,448 --> 01:02:25,992 We have to prepare to go to court, hoping we don't go to court. 1313 01:02:26,076 --> 01:02:26,910 Okay. 1314 01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:28,870 You should get a place in LA. 1315 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:32,040 And get a place near her. It looks better for custody reasons. 1316 01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:34,417 She's in West Hollywood. That'll be expensive. 1317 01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:36,419 I-I guess I could rent our New York apartment. 1318 01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:37,337 Don't rent it. 1319 01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:40,048 You have to continue to prove New York residence. 1320 01:02:40,131 --> 01:02:42,259 And of course, if you have a place in LA, 1321 01:02:42,342 --> 01:02:44,719 it's hard to show you all live in New York, isn't it? 1322 01:02:44,803 --> 01:02:45,762 So... 1323 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:47,889 what do I do? 1324 01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:51,351 I recommend you spend as much time as you can with your son. 1325 01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:54,229 Many people fight for that time, 1326 01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:55,730 then they don't even use it. 1327 01:02:56,273 --> 01:02:57,857 They just want to win. 1328 01:02:57,941 --> 01:03:00,277 This shouldn't be that complicated, right? 1329 01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,153 I mean, we're a New York family. 1330 01:03:02,237 --> 01:03:04,739 I think it's all pretty straightforward. Right? 1331 01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:06,866 -I hope so, yes. 1332 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,244 I see no reason... 1333 01:03:09,995 --> 01:03:12,122 You both love your child. 1334 01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:14,291 You respect each other. 1335 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,793 Why this shouldn't be relatively pain-free. 1336 01:03:16,876 --> 01:03:17,961 Right. 1337 01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:19,963 I think you have my glasses. 1338 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,591 That makes sense. 1339 01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:27,345 -What have you been doing? -Reading this magazine. 1340 01:03:27,429 --> 01:03:29,389 You were reading California Lawyer? 1341 01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:30,307 Yeah. 1342 01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:33,059 -Okay, I'm almost done. 1343 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:35,562 I wouldn't expect too much from that cat. 1344 01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:40,358 -What kind of pet do you want? -I don't know... 1345 01:03:40,442 --> 01:03:43,194 I want you to know that eventually this will all be over, 1346 01:03:43,278 --> 01:03:45,071 and whatever we win or lose... 1347 01:03:45,655 --> 01:03:48,575 it'll be the two of you having to figure this out together. 1348 01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:50,368 Thank you. 1349 01:03:50,452 --> 01:03:54,205 You're the first person in this process who's spoken to me like a human. 1350 01:03:59,294 --> 01:04:01,796 You remind me of myself on my second marriage. 1351 01:04:05,884 --> 01:04:07,802 Come! Come! Come! Come! Oh! 1352 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,512 You have fun with Daddy? 1353 01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:11,723 -We drove around to offices. -Oh. 1354 01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:14,601 Do you want to see your ninja costume? It's on G-ma's bed. 1355 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,102 -Yeah! -Yeah. 1356 01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:20,774 You know, I had Donna build him this whole Frankenstein thing 1357 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:22,359 with the plugs and — 1358 01:04:22,442 --> 01:04:24,861 Yeah, well, the cousins are ninjas, so he wanted to do that — 1359 01:04:24,944 --> 01:04:26,780 But he and I had decided together. 1360 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,531 Oh, well, I can't make him be Frankenstein. 1361 01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:30,992 I'm not asking you to, but maybe you can help me out a little. 1362 01:04:31,076 --> 01:04:33,995 I'll leave the Frankenstein here, maybe you can nudge him in that direction. 1363 01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:35,497 I'll try. 1364 01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:37,874 What's the... 1365 01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:41,002 Did you dye your hair again? Is that for your show? 1366 01:04:41,544 --> 01:04:44,172 No, this is me. It was this way when I saw you before. 1367 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:46,049 I know, but I didn't say anything then. 1368 01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:48,385 You don't like it? 1369 01:04:48,468 --> 01:04:51,763 No, I guess it's fine. Is it shorter? I prefer longer, but... 1370 01:04:54,599 --> 01:04:56,810 Oh, sorry, it's just absurd. 1371 01:04:57,435 --> 01:04:58,520 Is everything okay? 1372 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:00,230 Yeah. Why? 1373 01:05:00,897 --> 01:05:03,274 You seem, I don't know, like something is — 1374 01:05:03,358 --> 01:05:04,484 Everything's fine. 1375 01:05:06,486 --> 01:05:08,196 Okay, I'm going to check in at the hotel, 1376 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:11,241 but I should be able to get to you guys by 5:00, 5:30 — 1377 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,785 We're going to Cassie's in Pasadena 1378 01:05:13,868 --> 01:05:15,578 and trick-or-treating with the cousins. 1379 01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:16,830 Cassie lives in Pasadena now? 1380 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:19,332 Yes. She and Sam moved there a couple months ago. 1381 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:20,625 Okay, I don't really know Pasadena. 1382 01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,628 -I'll figure it out. What's the address? -My mom is looking forward to it... 1383 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:25,672 -I'll text Sam. -...and Cassie and Sam are mad. 1384 01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:27,132 -Mad at who? -You. 1385 01:05:27,215 --> 01:05:29,384 -Cassie and Sam? -You can understand that. 1386 01:05:29,467 --> 01:05:31,678 So, I think we should probably do separate Halloweens. 1387 01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:34,264 But if you're okay with it, then shouldn't they be okay with it? 1388 01:05:34,347 --> 01:05:36,599 -Let's do it this way this time. -Do you not want me there? 1389 01:05:36,683 --> 01:05:37,559 I'm fine with it. 1390 01:05:37,642 --> 01:05:39,602 -Okay. -It'll be nice for him. 1391 01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:41,062 He'll have two Halloweens. 1392 01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:45,316 What am I going to do with him for second Halloween? Walk around Sunset Boulevard? 1393 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:49,112 Maybe the hotel has something. Or you can drive to a different neighborhood. 1394 01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:55,535 The sun sets forever. 1395 01:05:56,911 --> 01:05:59,831 -There shall never be another dawn. 1396 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:01,791 No! 1397 01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:05,336 -Lady... 1398 01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:08,798 I require the solace of the shadows... 1399 01:06:09,841 --> 01:06:11,176 and the dark! 1400 01:06:30,612 --> 01:06:33,531 Okay, ready for Halloween? 1401 01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,159 -Hi. -Wow, elaborate. 1402 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:39,120 Sweetheart, don't forget to wear your jacket. It's getting colder. 1403 01:06:39,204 --> 01:06:41,289 -This is a nice house. -Ready to go back out? 1404 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:42,790 -He has to pee. -No, I don't. 1405 01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:43,708 He does. 1406 01:06:44,125 --> 01:06:46,336 Uh, some of his men are in here and also Bear-Bear. 1407 01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:48,463 You can keep that Bear-Bear, because I got another one. 1408 01:06:48,546 --> 01:06:50,173 Does he know that there are two Bear-Bears? 1409 01:06:50,256 --> 01:06:52,800 -It was his idea. -David Bowie, right? Station fo Station? 1410 01:06:53,384 --> 01:06:54,886 Let's Dance. 1411 01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:57,722 Henry, have a great Halloween with Daddy, okay? 1412 01:06:59,641 --> 01:07:00,517 Have fun. 1413 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:05,772 Go pee and then we're going back out. 1414 01:07:06,189 --> 01:07:07,690 -I'm too tired. 1415 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:10,318 Go pee, and then we're going to go drive to Halloween. 1416 01:07:10,735 --> 01:07:12,570 This block looks promising. 1417 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:14,697 I wish Halloween was over. 1418 01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,449 Well, it isn't. 1419 01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,993 If we were in New York, we could be walking. 1420 01:07:19,077 --> 01:07:22,080 But I like that we're sitting right now. I like to sit. 1421 01:07:22,539 --> 01:07:25,917 That's true, Los Angeles does have sitting going for it. 1422 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:28,878 I think that's why I like Los Angeles better. 1423 01:07:28,962 --> 01:07:30,046 Because you get to sit? 1424 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:32,215 And because I like my friends here better. 1425 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:33,508 That's not true. 1426 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,678 What about Horatio and Poppy? 1427 01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:38,763 Horatio doesn't like me anymore. 1428 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:40,598 And I don't like Poppy. 1429 01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,392 Here, I have Axel. 1430 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:45,228 Axel's hilarious. I think you'd like him, Dad. 1431 01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:47,605 And my family's here. 1432 01:07:48,815 --> 01:07:49,774 Besides you. 1433 01:08:17,844 --> 01:08:19,012 Everyone's asleep. 1434 01:09:10,563 --> 01:09:11,564 I need to pee! 1435 01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,697 Who gave you a lighter? 1436 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:23,826 Lift the seat. 1437 01:09:30,208 --> 01:09:32,293 I'm going to have to go back to New York on Monday. 1438 01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:33,836 Did you flush? 1439 01:09:40,593 --> 01:09:41,552 Wash your hands. 1440 01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:44,847 Will you play with me? 1441 01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,350 I'm tired, honey. 1442 01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:01,823 Did you hear me? I have to go back to New York. 1443 01:10:01,906 --> 01:10:04,033 Ah, watch out! Whoosh! I'm falling! 1444 01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:09,372 You didn't catch me. 1445 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,126 Okay? 1446 01:10:14,127 --> 01:10:15,378 Why aren't you here more? 1447 01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:19,132 -I have to work. 1448 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,426 You know my play is opening on Broadway. 1449 01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:23,928 Is it because you don't want to be near Mom? 1450 01:10:24,011 --> 01:10:26,097 No. You know, like we talked about, 1451 01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:28,725 we both decided not to be together no matter where we are, 1452 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:30,435 but we both want to be with you. 1453 01:10:31,269 --> 01:10:33,646 But you're not near me if you're in New York. 1454 01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:36,023 Well, we all still live in New York. 1455 01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:38,526 Yeah, but I go to school here. 1456 01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:40,236 Just for right now. 1457 01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,531 Like that time we were in Copenhagen for my play. 1458 01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:46,033 Remember all those kids in buckets? 1459 01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:47,326 I like my school here, 1460 01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:49,912 and Mom says we could stay here if we want. 1461 01:10:51,831 --> 01:10:52,707 What do you mean? 1462 01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:56,043 She said that? 1463 01:10:56,127 --> 01:10:56,961 Yeah. 1464 01:11:03,593 --> 01:11:04,761 Vroom. 1465 01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:07,889 Aah! 1466 01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:27,575 -Hello? -Are you moving out here? 1467 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:30,995 -Did you find a lawyer? -Yes. Henry says you're moving here. 1468 01:11:31,078 --> 01:11:32,330 Have your lawyer call Nora. 1469 01:11:32,413 --> 01:11:33,748 I want to talk about it as us. 1470 01:11:33,831 --> 01:11:34,832 Who the fuck is "us"? 1471 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:37,001 Lets just get in a room, you and me. 1472 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:38,628 That's what we always said we'd do. 1473 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:41,047 -My lawyers wouldn't let me sign anything. -It's our divorce. 1474 01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:43,341 They say I could later sue them for malpractice. 1475 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,676 What am I walking into? 1476 01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:47,136 What are you walking into? 1477 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:48,846 Yes, what the fuck is going on? 1478 01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:52,558 I read your fucking e-mails, Charlie! I read them all. 1479 01:11:53,100 --> 01:11:54,727 -When? -I don't know, recently. 1480 01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,312 -Shit. -You're a fucking liar. 1481 01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:59,065 -You fucked Mary Ann! -It was after I was sleeping on the couch. 1482 01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:00,817 All this bullshit about working on us. 1483 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:02,777 You know what? I have been working. 1484 01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:04,529 I've been doing the work alone. 1485 01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:05,947 How did you read my e-mails? 1486 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:08,407 I hacked into your account, you dumb fuck! 1487 01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:09,826 I think that's illegal! 1488 01:12:09,909 --> 01:12:12,286 Don't give me this shit about being surprised about LA. 1489 01:12:12,370 --> 01:12:14,038 Surprise! I have my own opinions. 1490 01:12:14,121 --> 01:12:16,290 How do you even know how to do something like that? 1491 01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:18,209 Surprise! I want things that aren't what you want, 1492 01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:20,461 because, surprise, you were fucking another lady. 1493 01:12:20,545 --> 01:12:23,422 It was one time! I think you're conflating two different things. 1494 01:12:23,506 --> 01:12:25,007 Mary Ann has nothing to do with LA. 1495 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:26,801 I am conflating, motherfucker! 1496 01:12:26,884 --> 01:12:28,302 You watch me conflate! 1497 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,225 Did you just stamp your foot? 1498 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,478 I don't think I've ever done that before. I'm just so angry. 1499 01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:42,733 -You look like you needed one. -Yes, I do, thanks. 1500 01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:46,779 You know, the Japanese are making really interesting tequila right now. 1501 01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:48,739 That's exciting, I guess. 1502 01:12:49,991 --> 01:12:52,618 -What are you so angry about? -My fucking ex-husband. 1503 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:56,497 I spent all this time feeling guilty, and he's so self-absorbed. 1504 01:12:56,581 --> 01:12:57,582 It's pointless. 1505 01:12:58,040 --> 01:12:59,917 It's a game I'm playing with myself. 1506 01:13:01,085 --> 01:13:04,130 Oh, hey, Pablo. Uh, we met at — 1507 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:06,257 -You held the bounce board. -The flirty grip. 1508 01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:12,305 -Here's what I want you to only do, okay? -What? 1509 01:13:12,471 --> 01:13:14,640 -I want you to finger me. -What? 1510 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,601 -Just finger me. -Okay. 1511 01:13:16,684 --> 01:13:19,520 That's all we're going to do, just fingering. Okay? 1512 01:13:20,146 --> 01:13:21,898 I'm changing my whole fucking life. 1513 01:13:27,987 --> 01:13:31,574 Nicole and Charlie's son, Henry, was born here in Los Angeles. 1514 01:13:31,657 --> 01:13:34,827 He currently attends Laurel Elementary in Laurel Canyon, 1515 01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:36,746 and Nicole works in Hollywood 1516 01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:39,582 while also maintaining a full schedule as a mother 1517 01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:42,627 with classes of swim, art, 1518 01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:45,504 gym, and music, as well as play groups. 1519 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:49,508 Nicole is Henry's primary custodial parent, 1520 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:54,013 and to the extent that Charlie would like to exercise his custodial time, 1521 01:13:54,096 --> 01:13:57,391 he should be making efforts to visit Henry here in California. 1522 01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:59,268 Nora, you seem to be ignoring the fact 1523 01:13:59,352 --> 01:14:02,647 that they lived in New York for ten years. 1524 01:14:02,730 --> 01:14:06,067 My client worked in New York for several years, that's true. 1525 01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:08,444 But Nicole was born and bred right here in LA. 1526 01:14:08,986 --> 01:14:12,198 She and Charlie would come here most holidays and summers 1527 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:13,574 to spend time with her family, 1528 01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:15,117 who all live in LA. 1529 01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:17,578 She and Charlie were married in LA. 1530 01:14:18,371 --> 01:14:19,664 Would you like to see the photos? 1531 01:14:19,747 --> 01:14:21,666 No, I don't need to see the photos. 1532 01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:24,251 Although I'm sure they both look beautiful. 1533 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:27,630 It's my client's expectation 1534 01:14:27,713 --> 01:14:30,216 that after this TV show is completed, 1535 01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:32,301 the parties will move back to New York 1536 01:14:32,385 --> 01:14:34,178 where they currently keep an apartment. 1537 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:37,390 And it's my understanding that Charlie promised Nicole 1538 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:40,768 that they would spend more time in Los Angeles during the marriage. 1539 01:14:40,851 --> 01:14:43,771 But because of his insistence that his work keep them in New York, 1540 01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:47,817 Nicole ended up staying there much longer than she ever anticipated. 1541 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:51,320 In fact, a few years ago, 1542 01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:54,782 Charlie was offered a residency at the Geffen Playhouse 1543 01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:57,535 that would have taken his work and his family 1544 01:14:57,952 --> 01:14:59,954 to Los Angeles for a year. 1545 01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:02,415 And he, um... 1546 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:03,541 turned it down. 1547 01:15:04,083 --> 01:15:06,085 Even though that was Nicole's desire. 1548 01:15:06,168 --> 01:15:10,297 He wanted to maintain consistency for his family and his child. 1549 01:15:10,381 --> 01:15:12,466 Was this the same consistency he wanted to maintain 1550 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:16,053 when they went to Copenhagen for six months so he could direct a play? 1551 01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:19,223 Now, while I understand Charlie lives in New York... 1552 01:15:19,807 --> 01:15:23,602 and when it's convenient to his work schedule, he flies out to see his son... 1553 01:15:23,686 --> 01:15:26,147 He flies out here every chance he gets, at great expense. 1554 01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:28,482 I don't see any reason you can't be out here full time. 1555 01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:30,026 He makes his living in New York. 1556 01:15:30,109 --> 01:15:32,653 -Sorry, do we want to contemplate lunch? -Good idea. 1557 01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:34,739 I'll order now so it'll come when we're all hungry. 1558 01:15:34,822 --> 01:15:35,781 Yeah. Mm. 1559 01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:37,908 -Everyone good with Manny's? -I'd love Manny's. 1560 01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:38,951 Mm-hmm. 1561 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:40,161 Have you had Manny's? 1562 01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:44,665 Oh, you'll love it. Just really yummy sandwiches and salads. 1563 01:15:44,749 --> 01:15:46,208 I'll have the BLT. 1564 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,168 Dad? 1565 01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:49,045 Turkey. 1566 01:15:49,128 --> 01:15:50,421 I'll have the BLT. 1567 01:15:50,755 --> 01:15:52,465 -You'll have the kale? -Kale salad. 1568 01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:02,683 Uh... 1569 01:16:10,441 --> 01:16:11,567 I don't know, sorry. 1570 01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:15,237 Charlie will have, um... 1571 01:16:17,156 --> 01:16:18,115 the Greek salad, 1572 01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:21,327 but with lemon and olive oil instead of the Greek dressing. 1573 01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:22,244 Okay. 1574 01:16:22,328 --> 01:16:24,747 -I'll have the Chinese chicken salad. -Okay, sure. 1575 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:25,998 -Thank you. -Yeah. 1576 01:16:29,376 --> 01:16:32,379 Congratulations, Charlie, on your grant. Nicole told me. 1577 01:16:32,463 --> 01:16:33,464 Oh, thank you. 1578 01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:34,882 He's a genius. 1579 01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:39,053 Well, I told Nicole I loved your play. 1580 01:16:39,136 --> 01:16:41,138 -Ah. Really. -Oh, thanks. 1581 01:16:41,222 --> 01:16:43,140 You are one smart cookie. 1582 01:16:44,308 --> 01:16:45,351 -Oh, thanks. 1583 01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:47,812 I would just love to... 1584 01:16:47,895 --> 01:16:50,106 crawl inside that brain. 1585 01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:54,819 There was that one moment when you smell the toast, smell. 1586 01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:58,697 It was literally my favorite thing that I saw that year. 1587 01:16:58,781 --> 01:17:01,242 -Thanks. -Truly genius. 1588 01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:02,159 Thank you. 1589 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:05,371 I was sorry to hear it closed on Broadway. 1590 01:17:05,454 --> 01:17:07,081 They couldn't smell the toast. 1591 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:09,834 It was so emotional. 1592 01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:13,462 It's very competitive, I imagine. 1593 01:17:14,755 --> 01:17:18,342 Now, when Charlie is in Los Angeles, 1594 01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:21,804 Nicole, of course, agrees that it will be best for Henry 1595 01:17:22,263 --> 01:17:24,598 that he see each parent equally. 1596 01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:30,187 It's very nice out here, Charlie. You should give it a chance. 1597 01:17:30,271 --> 01:17:32,731 -Yeah, and the space... you can't beat it. -Mmm. 1598 01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:33,858 I love it too. 1599 01:17:34,775 --> 01:17:37,987 But all of our personal feelings about the two cities aside, 1600 01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:42,283 we don't share your assertion that the couple is an LA-based family. 1601 01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:44,660 It was very clearly their deal 1602 01:17:44,743 --> 01:17:48,038 that they would go back to New York after Nicole finished her show. 1603 01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:49,665 I'm not aware of any deal. 1604 01:17:50,457 --> 01:17:52,168 Well, I didn't get it in writing. 1605 01:17:55,087 --> 01:17:58,048 Charlie, is this like the deal that you made 1606 01:17:58,132 --> 01:18:01,719 that you and Nicole would spend more time in LA during your marriage? 1607 01:18:01,802 --> 01:18:04,555 We didn't have a deal. It was something we discussed. 1608 01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:05,723 But... 1609 01:18:05,806 --> 01:18:08,809 So, it's a deal when it's something you want 1610 01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:10,895 and a discussion when Nicole wants it? 1611 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,024 Sidebar... 1612 01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:19,069 Nora, do you have a spare office where Charlie and I can sidebar? 1613 01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:19,987 Sure. 1614 01:18:20,070 --> 01:18:22,031 -Can you, um... -I can show you. 1615 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:23,365 Come on. 1616 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:32,416 -Nora is a very good lawyer. -Uh-huh. 1617 01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:34,793 -Tough, right? -Yeah. 1618 01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:38,214 And you're in a bind because you've shown you're willing to fly out here 1619 01:18:38,297 --> 01:18:40,090 and rent an apartment to see your son. 1620 01:18:40,174 --> 01:18:41,884 -You told me to do that. -I know that. 1621 01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:45,262 And I'm doing that because I want to see my kid, not to set a precedent. 1622 01:18:45,346 --> 01:18:47,932 Yes, but unfortunately, you are setting a precedent. 1623 01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,351 And a judge might look at it that way. 1624 01:18:50,434 --> 01:18:53,646 What's the alternative? I stay in New York and never come out here? 1625 01:18:53,729 --> 01:18:55,731 No, because then it would look to the court 1626 01:18:55,814 --> 01:18:57,691 like you don't care about seeing your son. 1627 01:18:57,775 --> 01:19:00,945 Court or no court? Stop saying "court" and then "never court." 1628 01:19:01,028 --> 01:19:03,781 Well, the way this is going, we may have to go to court. 1629 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:07,076 -Are you aware of how maddening you sound? -I am. 1630 01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:10,204 And I know it seems unfair. 1631 01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:15,251 But imagine if you were... 1632 01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:19,213 a poor mother whose husband abandons her, 1633 01:19:19,296 --> 01:19:21,006 and then refuses to pay anything. 1634 01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:25,552 That's what the system is trying to protect people from. 1635 01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:28,639 Listen... 1636 01:19:29,556 --> 01:19:30,933 if I were representing you — 1637 01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:32,184 You are representing me. 1638 01:19:32,268 --> 01:19:33,769 Right, no, of course. No... 1639 01:19:34,561 --> 01:19:38,482 I don't see a judge moving this child from California. 1640 01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:40,359 I think we try and settle today. 1641 01:19:40,776 --> 01:19:42,736 Settle meaning what? 1642 01:19:43,529 --> 01:19:44,488 She gets LA. 1643 01:19:44,571 --> 01:19:45,990 No, Bert, just... 1644 01:19:47,157 --> 01:19:48,200 No. 1645 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:50,160 I mean, we have to win this. 1646 01:19:50,244 --> 01:19:52,955 Remember, the win is what's best for Henry. 1647 01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:55,457 And if you guys go to court, he's going to get pulled into it. 1648 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:58,585 But if he stays here and I stay in New York, that's just... 1649 01:19:58,961 --> 01:20:00,087 then I won't... 1650 01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:02,715 I'll never get to really be his parent again. 1651 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:03,632 It'll be different. 1652 01:20:03,716 --> 01:20:04,717 It won't exist. 1653 01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,719 So maybe you move here. 1654 01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:08,929 You heard what Amir said about the space. 1655 01:20:09,013 --> 01:20:11,640 Fuck the space, Bert! Fuck the space! 1656 01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:15,102 I'll do whatever you want me to do, but this is my advice. 1657 01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:17,438 I've seen these things go on and on, 1658 01:20:17,521 --> 01:20:20,357 and the burden of these battles iS immeasurable. 1659 01:20:20,441 --> 01:20:24,486 I had a client get colon cancer and die before he and his wife came to agreement. 1660 01:20:24,570 --> 01:20:26,030 What about filing in New York? 1661 01:20:26,113 --> 01:20:27,448 It's too late. 1662 01:20:27,531 --> 01:20:29,491 And even if you did, I don't think it would matter. 1663 01:20:29,575 --> 01:20:31,410 They're being reasonable financially, you know? 1664 01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:34,163 You're — You're lucky they didn't ask for half your grant money. 1665 01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:36,957 She wouldn't do that. She knows I put all that money back in my theater. 1666 01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:38,625 If this continues, she might. 1667 01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:41,337 The actors and crew all rely on that money. 1668 01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,297 The court would never agree with this, right? 1669 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:46,342 Whether they do or not, it'll cost you half your grant money 1670 01:20:46,425 --> 01:20:47,885 to go to court and prove it. 1671 01:20:50,804 --> 01:20:51,972 I feel like a criminal. 1672 01:20:52,931 --> 01:20:54,558 But you didn't commit any crime. 1673 01:20:54,641 --> 01:20:55,976 It doesn't feel that way. 1674 01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:58,479 If we give on LA right now, 1675 01:20:58,562 --> 01:21:00,397 and then try to make the best deal possible, 1676 01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:02,524 I think we can get her to give on other fronts. 1677 01:21:02,608 --> 01:21:04,526 There are no other fronts! 1678 01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:06,653 This is the thing! 1679 01:21:07,321 --> 01:21:09,448 He needs to know that I fought for him! 1680 01:21:09,531 --> 01:21:10,366 He'll know. 1681 01:21:25,005 --> 01:21:27,674 I should never have let her come out here with Henry. 1682 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:30,177 If it wasn't LA and New York, it'd be something else. 1683 01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:33,680 You'd be fighting about a house, or a school district, or... 1684 01:21:35,099 --> 01:21:36,225 You know what this is like? 1685 01:21:36,308 --> 01:21:40,312 This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome. 1686 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:42,272 -Do you know this? -I don't. 1687 01:21:42,356 --> 01:21:44,274 This woman is at her hairdresser and she says, 1688 01:21:44,358 --> 01:21:45,734 "I'm going to Rome on holiday." 1689 01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:48,320 And he says, "Oh, really? What... what airline are you taking?" 1690 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:49,947 She says, "Alitalia." 1691 01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:52,157 He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy? 1692 01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:54,493 That's the worst... That's terrible. Don't take that." 1693 01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:56,120 He says, "Where are you going to stay?" 1694 01:21:56,203 --> 01:21:57,913 She says, "I'm going to stay at the Hassler." 1695 01:21:57,996 --> 01:22:00,249 "The Hassler? What, are you kidding? 1696 01:22:00,332 --> 01:22:03,293 They're renovating the Hassler. You'll hear hammering all night long. 1697 01:22:03,377 --> 01:22:05,129 You won't sleep. What are you going to see?" 1698 01:22:05,212 --> 01:22:07,589 She says, "I think I'm going to try to go to the Vatican." 1699 01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:10,092 "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long. 1700 01:22:10,175 --> 01:22:11,593 You'll never get to see anything —" 1701 01:22:11,677 --> 01:22:13,887 I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke? 1702 01:22:16,098 --> 01:22:18,684 Whatever happens here, it's temporary. 1703 01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:22,229 He's growing up. He's going to have opinions on the subject. 1704 01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:24,565 Time is on your side, Charlie. 1705 01:22:26,316 --> 01:22:28,485 Maybe he'll do college on the East Coast. 1706 01:22:37,161 --> 01:22:41,498 I have most of my coins, like my quarters and dimes, at Daddy's... 1707 01:22:41,582 --> 01:22:43,542 -Right. -...but I'm keeping my dollars 1708 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:45,752 and my one twenty at yours, okay? 1709 01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:50,632 So, that is one twenty plus 50, what is that? 1710 01:22:50,716 --> 01:22:51,842 Goddamn it. 1711 01:22:52,301 --> 01:22:53,343 What's "Goddamn it"? 1712 01:22:53,427 --> 01:22:55,304 Did you guys lose power where you are? 1713 01:22:55,387 --> 01:22:57,514 Dad? Did we lose power? 1714 01:22:58,015 --> 01:22:58,849 No. 1715 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:02,352 There's rolling blackouts in the hills and now... 1716 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,397 Oh, damn it. Now the gate won't close. 1717 01:23:05,481 --> 01:23:06,982 Her gate won't close. 1718 01:23:12,529 --> 01:23:13,363 Mom! 1719 01:23:13,864 --> 01:23:14,698 Hey. 1720 01:23:17,367 --> 01:23:19,578 -Can we go see my room? -Yeah, of course. 1721 01:23:19,661 --> 01:23:21,330 -You tried all the — -I tried everything. 1722 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:23,123 Sorry I made you come out. 1723 01:23:23,207 --> 01:23:24,041 It's fine. 1724 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,168 -I just — -You don't want your gate open. 1725 01:23:26,335 --> 01:23:27,169 Right. 1726 01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:31,006 -There should be a panel or something — -Maybe this is something here. 1727 01:23:33,217 --> 01:23:34,551 -It's a cute house. -Oh, yeah. 1728 01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:36,386 I mean, from what I can see. 1729 01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:37,304 Thanks. 1730 01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:42,392 You're getting shaggy. 1731 01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:45,103 Yeah, I have to find a hair cutter. 1732 01:23:46,647 --> 01:23:48,065 You want me to cut it? 1733 01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:49,650 Okay. 1734 01:24:00,577 --> 01:24:01,620 Close your eyes. 1735 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:07,960 He's out. 1736 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:09,711 Maybe he should stay here tonight. 1737 01:24:11,004 --> 01:24:11,838 It's my night. 1738 01:24:41,159 --> 01:24:43,745 Hey, come on. We're going. Come on. Let's take a walk. Right? 1739 01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:44,913 Yeah, we're going to take a walk. 1740 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:47,207 -We're taking a walk. -Fine, all right. She's crazy. 1741 01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:48,667 We're mostly finished. 1742 01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:51,837 Bert and I hammered out 90 percent of the details, 1743 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:55,048 and there's a couple minor things hanging, 1744 01:24:55,132 --> 01:24:56,216 but it should be easy. 1745 01:24:57,175 --> 01:24:59,720 And then the judge makes your divorce official. 1746 01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:01,513 Oh. That's good. 1747 01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:06,310 -Fuck me. -What? 1748 01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:08,270 -Who's that? 1749 01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:11,106 Oh, Charlie shouldn't have done this. 1750 01:25:11,189 --> 01:25:12,774 What do you mean? Where's Bert? 1751 01:25:12,858 --> 01:25:16,486 This means that everything we've agreed upon now is off the table. 1752 01:25:16,903 --> 01:25:17,988 We've got LA, right? 1753 01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:20,115 Not with Jay Marotta representing him. 1754 01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:22,159 This is a street fight now. 1755 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:25,787 And I'm going to have to ask for things that we wouldn't normally ask for. 1756 01:25:26,371 --> 01:25:28,874 This system rewards bad behavior. 1757 01:25:30,542 --> 01:25:31,501 -Jay. -Hey. 1758 01:25:31,585 --> 01:25:32,461 Hi. 1759 01:25:32,711 --> 01:25:34,880 I saw Miriam at Madeo the other night. 1760 01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:36,423 -Yeah? -Looking very handsome. 1761 01:25:36,506 --> 01:25:39,509 Oh, you know, you should come to our Stand Up To Cancer event. 1762 01:25:39,593 --> 01:25:41,845 -Uh, John Legend's going to play. -Oh, love him. 1763 01:25:41,928 --> 01:25:43,972 Okay? It's going to be at the Beverly Hilton, I think. 1764 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:45,057 -Great. -Okay? 1765 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:46,850 She said you're spending more time in Malibu. 1766 01:25:46,933 --> 01:25:48,477 -Oh, really? -Me too. 1767 01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:50,520 I haven't seen her since that building was ICM. 1768 01:25:51,563 --> 01:25:52,773 A little history... 1769 01:25:54,274 --> 01:25:56,485 Ten years ago, Charlie takes a risk 1770 01:25:56,568 --> 01:26:01,323 when he first hires Nicole as an actress in his play in New York City. 1771 01:26:02,032 --> 01:26:04,576 He's a well-regarded up-and-coming director 1772 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,119 of the avant-garde. 1773 01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:09,623 And she's known as the girl in that college sex movie 1774 01:26:09,706 --> 01:26:11,792 who takes her top off. 1775 01:26:11,875 --> 01:26:13,919 -My client will not be slut-shamed... -Ten years on... 1776 01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:15,170 ...for an artistic choice. 1777 01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:17,631 ...and many prestigious theater roles later... 1778 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:20,676 she becomes an actress of great credibility. 1779 01:26:20,759 --> 01:26:23,053 And it's because of that credibility, 1780 01:26:23,345 --> 01:26:27,182 that she's offered the lead role in @ major television show. 1781 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:30,686 This new opportunity is thanks to Charlie. 1782 01:26:30,769 --> 01:26:34,731 Your Honor, we shouldn't have to pay support money at this point. 1783 01:26:35,649 --> 01:26:39,403 In fact, Charlie is entitled to half her TV money, 1784 01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:42,489 present and future earnings of the show. 1785 01:26:45,075 --> 01:26:49,121 Charlie's just received the enormous sum of $650,000 1786 01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:50,664 in the form of a MacArthur grant. 1787 01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:52,749 -Of which he gets... -This is for the theater work... 1788 01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:55,502 -...he conducted during the marriage. -...In 125,000 installments 1789 01:26:55,585 --> 01:26:56,837 ...over five years. 1790 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,256 -So by Jay's same logic, this is work... -He uses the money... 1791 01:26:59,339 --> 01:27:01,883 -...that Nicole contributed to. -to employ actors and crew members... 1792 01:27:01,967 --> 01:27:04,761 -One at a time, please. -...and to pay debts that he's accumulated 1793 01:27:04,845 --> 01:27:07,556 with his theater company that stars his wife. 1794 01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:12,686 -Bless you. -Not only did she turn down 1795 01:27:12,769 --> 01:27:14,730 a lucrative and successful career in movies 1796 01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:17,107 to perform in his little theater, 1797 01:27:17,858 --> 01:27:21,695 but she actually supplied Charlie with a loan early on to help out. 1798 01:27:21,778 --> 01:27:24,281 -Which he paid back. -She lent her name to the marquee, 1799 01:27:24,364 --> 01:27:26,783 which was the principle reason people came to the theater. 1800 01:27:26,867 --> 01:27:28,410 That may have been true ten years ago. 1801 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:32,664 And in turn, she helped establish Charlie's reputation. 1802 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:34,708 Now, over the next ten years, 1803 01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:37,878 she was subsequently offered parts in movies, TV shows, 1804 01:27:38,003 --> 01:27:40,297 most of which she turned down at Charlie's behest 1805 01:27:40,380 --> 01:27:43,049 to be a mom and act in his plays. 1806 01:27:43,633 --> 01:27:47,679 So, while we are willing to be flexible on support, 1807 01:27:47,763 --> 01:27:51,475 we contend that half of Charlie's grant money be split between the parties. 1808 01:27:51,558 --> 01:27:54,019 I don't see how you can claim that she gets half a grant 1809 01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:56,062 dedicated to his genius. 1810 01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:57,647 He became a genius during the marriage. 1811 01:27:57,731 --> 01:27:58,732 Oh, come on, Nora. 1812 01:27:58,815 --> 01:28:01,485 Charlie himself, upon hearing that he received the prize, 1813 01:28:01,568 --> 01:28:03,862 told Nicole that it belonged to her too. 1814 01:28:04,237 --> 01:28:06,364 That's what people say when they win awards. 1815 01:28:06,448 --> 01:28:09,409 Mmm. No, he was implying what was true. 1816 01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:13,580 His genius was an intangible asset built during the marriage. 1817 01:28:13,663 --> 01:28:16,708 Nora, I like how you refer to Charlie's theater 1818 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:19,211 as a ramshackle downtown dump 1819 01:28:19,294 --> 01:28:20,962 when you're arguing custody, 1820 01:28:21,046 --> 01:28:23,131 but when you want more money, 1821 01:28:23,215 --> 01:28:25,717 he's a big, rich, genius Broadway director. 1822 01:28:25,801 --> 01:28:27,135 You can't have it both ways. 1823 01:28:27,219 --> 01:28:28,220 Oh, really? Why not? 1824 01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,931 And whether you think it's fair or not, Jay, 1825 01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:34,059 the first monetary installment from the MacArthur grant 1826 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:36,895 was put into a joint marital account, and thus became communal property. 1827 01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:39,606 Fuck. You shouldn't have put that money in a joint account. 1828 01:28:39,689 --> 01:28:42,692 There's not going to be anything left, anyway. I'm using it all to divorce her. 1829 01:28:42,776 --> 01:28:45,362 Nora, I have to say that your account of this marriage 1830 01:28:45,445 --> 01:28:48,031 takes place in an alternate reality. 1831 01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:54,079 By suddenly moving to LA and insisting on an LA residence, 1832 01:28:54,162 --> 01:28:56,373 Nicole is withholding Henry... 1833 01:28:56,456 --> 01:28:59,125 -Counsel, please be seated. -...alienating him from his father, 1834 01:28:59,209 --> 01:29:02,170 which has turned Charlie's world upside down. 1835 01:29:02,254 --> 01:29:03,922 -Counselor? -It amounts to an ambush. 1836 01:29:04,005 --> 01:29:06,174 "Withholding," Jay? Really? "Alienating"? 1837 01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:07,884 Well, those are fighting words, 1838 01:29:07,968 --> 01:29:11,054 and it's simply false and does nothing to further this settlement. 1839 01:29:12,222 --> 01:29:15,100 Your recap of this situation is outrageous. 1840 01:29:15,183 --> 01:29:18,186 And although California is, without doubt, a no-fault state, 1841 01:29:18,270 --> 01:29:21,439 it bears mentioning in the accurate recap of this situation 1842 01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,441 that Charlie had had extramarital affairs. 1843 01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:26,111 -An extramarital affair. -Do you really want me to go there? 1844 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:28,363 -Yeah, let's go there. -Okay. 1845 01:29:28,446 --> 01:29:31,324 Nicole has admitted to hacking Charlie's computer 1846 01:29:31,408 --> 01:29:32,826 and reading his e-mails, 1847 01:29:32,909 --> 01:29:35,328 which, if proven, is a felony. 1848 01:29:35,662 --> 01:29:37,455 And, Nora, I don't think you'd be too happy 1849 01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:40,917 if I ask Nicole about her alcohol consumption in the evenings. 1850 01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:41,835 What? 1851 01:29:41,918 --> 01:29:44,504 She confided in Charlie one night recently, 1852 01:29:44,588 --> 01:29:46,923 having just carried Henry to bed, 1853 01:29:47,007 --> 01:29:51,469 that she was having trouble standing while walking down the staircase. 1854 01:29:52,053 --> 01:29:55,015 And from what I understand, this is not an isolated event. 1855 01:29:55,098 --> 01:29:57,267 So you let me know, Nora, 1856 01:29:57,350 --> 01:29:59,686 -and we will go there as needed. -Charlie? 1857 01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:01,730 Can I ask you, 1858 01:30:01,813 --> 01:30:03,815 how do you expect to have more time with Henry 1859 01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:06,359 when you don't exercise the time you already have, 1860 01:30:06,443 --> 01:30:08,737 and exercise it responsibly? 1861 01:30:09,279 --> 01:30:11,990 On a recent visit to Los Angeles, 1862 01:30:12,073 --> 01:30:14,701 after failing to call, text, 1863 01:30:14,784 --> 01:30:16,995 communicate in any way, shape, or form, 1864 01:30:17,245 --> 01:30:18,747 Charlie finally arrived two hours late 1865 01:30:18,830 --> 01:30:20,749 to pick up Henry at Nicole's mother's house. 1866 01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:22,751 At that point, the car seat, 1867 01:30:22,834 --> 01:30:26,546 which he had assured Nicole had been professionally installed, 1868 01:30:26,630 --> 01:30:28,048 was clearly not even belted in. 1869 01:30:28,131 --> 01:30:31,134 -It was just sitting in the back seat. -You have to buckle in the car seat. 1870 01:30:31,217 --> 01:30:32,052 -It's the law. -I know. 1871 01:30:32,135 --> 01:30:34,638 -I thought the rental place did it. -They can't. It's a liability. 1872 01:30:34,721 --> 01:30:36,765 I know that now. Once we discovered that, we fixed it. 1873 01:30:36,848 --> 01:30:37,766 Counsel? 1874 01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:40,310 You can see my courtroom is full 1875 01:30:40,393 --> 01:30:43,980 and there are people who don't have the resources your clients have, 1876 01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:47,567 and I'm fairly certain you haven't exhausted, in good faith, 1877 01:30:47,651 --> 01:30:49,945 the arguments in the case of this child. 1878 01:30:50,028 --> 01:30:52,572 In the meantime, we'll keep the status quo. 1879 01:30:52,656 --> 01:30:56,451 This remains an LA family for the time being. 1880 01:30:56,534 --> 01:30:58,828 I took over this department recently, 1881 01:30:59,412 --> 01:31:02,040 and I'm still becoming acquainted with the cases. 1882 01:31:02,123 --> 01:31:06,127 So, I'm going to appoint an expert evaluator 1883 01:31:06,586 --> 01:31:09,506 who knows much more about young children than I do. 1884 01:31:10,173 --> 01:31:12,425 Once the evaluation is done, 1885 01:31:12,509 --> 01:31:15,303 we'll modify the orders where necessary. 1886 01:31:20,392 --> 01:31:21,434 Hey. 1887 01:31:22,102 --> 01:31:23,228 Hey, where's Henry? 1888 01:31:23,853 --> 01:31:25,981 He's with Cassie and her kids at laser tag. 1889 01:31:27,107 --> 01:31:28,191 You want something to drink? 1890 01:31:28,274 --> 01:31:31,945 I have unfiltered tap water, beer, and some juice boxes. 1891 01:31:32,278 --> 01:31:33,530 I'll take a juice box. 1892 01:31:39,577 --> 01:31:41,579 You don't have anything on the walls? 1893 01:31:41,663 --> 01:31:44,749 I don't have anything to put on them except Henry's art, which is being framed. 1894 01:31:44,833 --> 01:31:48,586 I can give you some stuff, you know, until you get some things. 1895 01:31:48,962 --> 01:31:52,298 How about that great picture of Henry on the Staten Island Ferry? 1896 01:31:52,465 --> 01:31:53,633 Aren't you in that one? 1897 01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:58,138 -I guess I... You could... cut me out. -I'm gonna have to leave a day early 1898 01:31:58,221 --> 01:31:59,431 to go to New York on the 22nd. 1899 01:31:59,514 --> 01:32:01,558 So I was wondering if I could take Henry that Friday. 1900 01:32:01,641 --> 01:32:04,728 Uh, the 22nd. So, that's the 21st? 1901 01:32:05,311 --> 01:32:07,230 Mmm, we have plans, actually. 1902 01:32:07,313 --> 01:32:10,358 We're going to, um, some thing at LACMA with the cousins. 1903 01:32:10,942 --> 01:32:13,028 But could you change it so I could take him? 1904 01:32:13,111 --> 01:32:14,779 Mmm. It's just one night. 1905 01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:16,406 -He's looking forward to it. -Really? 1906 01:32:17,157 --> 01:32:19,451 It's my night, Charlie, we negotiated it. 1907 01:32:19,534 --> 01:32:20,410 Okay, fine. 1908 01:32:21,619 --> 01:32:22,579 But what? 1909 01:32:22,662 --> 01:32:24,622 No, I'm just asking you to be flexible. 1910 01:32:24,706 --> 01:32:27,542 I am flexible. You come in and out and I adjust based on your schedule. 1911 01:32:27,625 --> 01:32:30,962 -This one night we have tickets to — -It's not only this one night, but fine. 1912 01:32:31,046 --> 01:32:34,215 -Henry's teacher wants to meet with us. -You mean his LA teacher? 1913 01:32:34,299 --> 01:32:37,302 Can you, uh, answer the e-mail so we could set a time? 1914 01:32:37,677 --> 01:32:39,137 Yeah, I've been distracted. 1915 01:32:40,263 --> 01:32:41,723 I understand. 1916 01:32:41,806 --> 01:32:44,350 They just want to rule out everything, you know, with his reading. 1917 01:32:44,434 --> 01:32:46,227 I just think he's a little overanxious. 1918 01:32:46,311 --> 01:32:47,937 I think he wants it too much. 1919 01:32:48,021 --> 01:32:49,939 They said he's off the charts in math. 1920 01:32:50,023 --> 01:32:52,358 He quits too easily when things aren't easy for him. 1921 01:32:52,442 --> 01:32:54,110 You know, he's like us, he's stubborn. 1922 01:32:54,944 --> 01:32:58,198 He's still a lousy Monopoly player because he tries to save all his money. 1923 01:33:03,703 --> 01:33:04,537 So... 1924 01:33:05,789 --> 01:33:08,416 -I thought we should talk. -Mm-hmm. 1925 01:33:08,500 --> 01:33:10,502 I feel like maybe things have gone too far. 1926 01:33:10,585 --> 01:33:11,419 Uh-huh. 1927 01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:14,714 I mean, my mom's taking out a loan against the house to help me pay Nora. 1928 01:33:14,798 --> 01:33:16,091 I thought I paid Nora. 1929 01:33:16,174 --> 01:33:17,759 You pay 30 percent of Nora. 1930 01:33:17,842 --> 01:33:20,678 Well, I'm going broke too, if that's any help. 1931 01:33:20,762 --> 01:33:22,764 I've just agreed to direct two shitty plays, 1932 01:33:22,847 --> 01:33:25,141 and we can forget putting anything away for Henry's college. 1933 01:33:25,725 --> 01:33:29,020 It's just that up until now, we've been able to keep Henry somewhat removed, 1934 01:33:29,104 --> 01:33:30,605 and this will change that. 1935 01:33:30,688 --> 01:33:31,815 Mm-hmm. 1936 01:33:31,898 --> 01:33:32,899 We have to protect him. 1937 01:33:32,982 --> 01:33:33,817 I agree. 1938 01:33:33,900 --> 01:33:37,153 Nora says that the evaluator will come into our homes, 1939 01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:40,115 they're going to interview Henry in addition to us, 1940 01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:43,118 our friends, family, enemies, 1941 01:33:43,201 --> 01:33:46,496 and then they'll observe us with him, how we are as parents. 1942 01:33:46,579 --> 01:33:48,164 -Sounds awful. -I know. 1943 01:33:48,665 --> 01:33:52,418 I feel like if anybody observed me on any given day as a mom, I'd never get custody. 1944 01:33:54,587 --> 01:33:55,463 That was a joke. 1945 01:33:56,005 --> 01:33:58,299 -I know. I feel the same way. -Right. 1946 01:33:58,383 --> 01:33:59,300 So... 1947 01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:02,929 Maybe we can figure something out between us. 1948 01:34:03,596 --> 01:34:05,473 You remember I said this to you at the beginning? 1949 01:34:05,557 --> 01:34:07,851 I know you did, but these are different circumstances. 1950 01:34:07,934 --> 01:34:09,769 I was anticipating these circumstances. 1951 01:34:10,603 --> 01:34:12,564 Anyway, shall we try this? 1952 01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:14,315 Okay. 1953 01:34:28,163 --> 01:34:29,164 I don't know how to start. 1954 01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:34,085 Do you understand why I want to stay in LA? 1955 01:34:34,169 --> 01:34:35,003 No. 1956 01:34:35,086 --> 01:34:36,462 Well... That's not... 1957 01:34:36,546 --> 01:34:39,090 Charlie, that's not a useful way for us to start. 1958 01:34:39,174 --> 01:34:40,300 I don't understand it. 1959 01:34:42,260 --> 01:34:45,054 You don't remember promising that we could do time here? 1960 01:34:45,138 --> 01:34:46,139 We discussed things. 1961 01:34:46,598 --> 01:34:48,057 We were married, we said things. 1962 01:34:48,141 --> 01:34:49,809 We talked about moving to Europe. 1963 01:34:49,893 --> 01:34:51,102 About getting a... 1964 01:34:52,187 --> 01:34:54,314 sideboard, or what do you call it? 1965 01:34:54,397 --> 01:34:57,025 A credenza, to fill the empty space behind the couch. 1966 01:34:57,108 --> 01:34:58,234 We never did any of it. 1967 01:34:58,318 --> 01:35:00,028 You turned down the residency at the Geffen 1968 01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:02,280 that would've brought us here fora — a year. 1969 01:35:02,363 --> 01:35:03,781 It wasn't something I wanted. 1970 01:35:03,865 --> 01:35:06,534 We had a great theater company and a great life where we were. 1971 01:35:06,618 --> 01:35:09,162 -You call that a great life? -You know what I mean. 1972 01:35:09,245 --> 01:35:11,956 I don't mean we had a great marriage. I mean, life in Brooklyn. 1973 01:35:12,832 --> 01:35:13,833 Professionally. 1974 01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:16,794 I don't know. Honestly, I never considered anything different. 1975 01:35:16,878 --> 01:35:18,504 Well, that's the problem, isn't it? 1976 01:35:18,588 --> 01:35:21,674 I mean, I was your wife. You should've considered my happiness too. 1977 01:35:21,758 --> 01:35:25,386 Come on, you were happy. You've just decided you weren't now. 1978 01:35:26,679 --> 01:35:28,806 Okay. Okay. 1979 01:35:28,890 --> 01:35:29,974 Let's... 1980 01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:33,353 M-My work is here now, my family is here. 1981 01:35:33,436 --> 01:35:36,272 And I agreed to put Henry in school here because your show went to series. 1982 01:35:36,356 --> 01:35:39,400 I did that knowing that when you were done shooting, he'd come back to New York. 1983 01:35:39,484 --> 01:35:40,485 Honey, we never said that. 1984 01:35:40,568 --> 01:35:43,196 That may have been your assumption, but we never expressly said that. 1985 01:35:43,279 --> 01:35:45,865 -We did say it. -When did we say it? 1986 01:35:45,949 --> 01:35:47,825 I don't know when we said it, but we said it. 1987 01:35:47,909 --> 01:35:49,744 -I thought — -We said it that time on the phone! 1988 01:35:49,827 --> 01:35:51,371 Honey, let me finish. Sorry. 1989 01:35:51,454 --> 01:35:52,747 I keep saying that. 1990 01:35:52,830 --> 01:35:55,708 I thought that if Henry was happy here, 1991 01:35:55,792 --> 01:35:58,628 and my show continued, that we might do LA for a while. 1992 01:35:58,711 --> 01:36:00,922 I was not privy to that thought process. 1993 01:36:01,005 --> 01:36:02,632 The only reason we didn't live here 1994 01:36:02,715 --> 01:36:04,425 is because you can't imagine desires 1995 01:36:04,509 --> 01:36:06,970 other than your own, unless they're forced on you. 1996 01:36:07,053 --> 01:36:10,056 Okay, you wish you hadn't married me, you wish you had a different life, 1997 01:36:10,139 --> 01:36:11,516 but this is what happened. 1998 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:14,018 -So, what do we do? -I don't know. 1999 01:36:16,354 --> 01:36:18,064 Nora says there's no coming back from this. 2000 01:36:18,147 --> 01:36:21,693 Fuck Nora! I hate fucking Nora telling me I always lived in LA 2001 01:36:21,776 --> 01:36:23,486 even though I never lived in LA. 2002 01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:26,406 How could you have her say those things about me? 2003 01:36:26,489 --> 01:36:28,157 Jay said them about me too. 2004 01:36:28,700 --> 01:36:30,118 You shouldn't have fired Bert. 2005 01:36:30,201 --> 01:36:31,411 I needed my own asshole. 2006 01:36:33,162 --> 01:36:37,083 Let's just both agree both of our lawyers said shitty stuff about both of us. 2007 01:36:37,166 --> 01:36:38,584 Nora was worse. 2008 01:36:38,668 --> 01:36:39,961 Jay called me an alcoholic. 2009 01:36:40,044 --> 01:36:42,797 You pulled the rug out from under me and you're putting me through hell. 2010 01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,590 You put me through hell during our marriage. 2011 01:36:44,674 --> 01:36:45,883 Oh, is that what that was, hell? 2012 01:36:45,967 --> 01:36:48,177 And now you're going to put Henry through this horrible thing 2013 01:36:48,261 --> 01:36:50,847 -S0 you can yet again get what you want! -It's not what I want. 2014 01:36:50,930 --> 01:36:53,182 I mean, it's what I want, but it's what was... 2015 01:36:53,558 --> 01:36:54,809 was... 2016 01:36:54,892 --> 01:36:56,060 what's best for him. 2017 01:36:56,144 --> 01:36:59,605 Oh, well, I was wondering when you'd get around to Henry and what he wants. 2018 01:36:59,689 --> 01:37:00,606 Fuck off! 2019 01:37:00,690 --> 01:37:04,110 No, you fuck off! If you'd listen to your son, or anyone, 2020 01:37:04,193 --> 01:37:05,945 then he'd tell you that he'd rather live here! 2021 01:37:06,029 --> 01:37:07,822 Stop putting your feelings about me onto Henry. 2022 01:37:07,905 --> 01:37:09,407 He tells me he likes it better here. 2023 01:37:09,490 --> 01:37:11,659 He tells you because he knows it's what you want to hear! 2024 01:37:11,743 --> 01:37:14,412 He tells me you're on the phone all the time. You don't play with him. 2025 01:37:14,495 --> 01:37:17,623 Because I'm going through a divorce in LA and trying to direct a play in New York! 2026 01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:20,752 Which closed because I wasn't there. It was a huge opportunity for me... 2027 01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:22,754 You're fighting for something you don't even want! 2028 01:37:22,837 --> 01:37:24,172 -And I let everyone down. 2029 01:37:24,255 --> 01:37:26,341 You're being so much like your father. 2030 01:37:26,799 --> 01:37:28,468 Do not compare me to my father! 2031 01:37:28,551 --> 01:37:30,762 I didn't compare you to him. I said you were acting like him. 2032 01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:32,055 You're exactly like your mother. 2033 01:37:32,138 --> 01:37:35,308 Everything you were complaining about her, you're doing. You're suffocating Henry. 2034 01:37:35,391 --> 01:37:38,102 First of all, I love my mother. She was a wonderful mother. 2035 01:37:38,186 --> 01:37:40,730 -I'm just repeating what you told me. -Secondly, how dare you 2036 01:37:40,813 --> 01:37:42,440 compare my mothering to my mother! 2037 01:37:42,523 --> 01:37:45,485 I may be like my father, but I am not like my mother! 2038 01:37:45,568 --> 01:37:46,569 You are! 2039 01:37:46,652 --> 01:37:48,196 And you're like my father! 2040 01:37:48,279 --> 01:37:49,697 You're also like my mother! 2041 01:37:49,781 --> 01:37:51,991 You're all the bad things about all of these people! 2042 01:37:52,492 --> 01:37:53,576 But mostly your mother. 2043 01:37:53,659 --> 01:37:54,994 When we would lie in bed together, 2044 01:37:55,078 --> 01:37:57,914 sometimes I would look at you and see her and just feel so gross! 2045 01:37:57,997 --> 01:38:00,708 -I felt repulsed when you touched me! -You're a slob. 2046 01:38:00,792 --> 01:38:02,418 I made all the beds, closed all the cabinets... 2047 01:38:02,502 --> 01:38:05,797 The thought of having sex with you makes me want to peel my skin off. 2048 01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:08,174 You'll never be happy, in LA or anywhere. 2049 01:38:08,257 --> 01:38:10,802 You'll think you found some better opposite guy than me, 2050 01:38:10,885 --> 01:38:13,262 and in a few years, you'll rebel against him 2051 01:38:13,346 --> 01:38:16,474 because you need to have your voice, but you don't want a voice. 2052 01:38:16,557 --> 01:38:18,851 You just want to fucking complain about not having a voice! 2053 01:38:18,935 --> 01:38:22,188 I think about being married to you, and that woman is a stranger to me. 2054 01:38:22,814 --> 01:38:25,191 -I mean, we had a child's marriage. -You've regressed. 2055 01:38:25,274 --> 01:38:27,902 You've gone back to your life before you met me, it's pathetic. 2056 01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:32,073 People used to tell me that you were too selfish to be a great artist. 2057 01:38:32,156 --> 01:38:33,658 And I used to defend you. 2058 01:38:33,741 --> 01:38:35,118 They were absolutely right. 2059 01:38:35,201 --> 01:38:37,912 All your best acting is behind you. You're back to being a hack! 2060 01:38:37,995 --> 01:38:41,165 You gaslighted me! You're a fucking villain! 2061 01:38:41,249 --> 01:38:44,710 You want to present yourself as a victim because it's a good legal strategy? 2062 01:38:44,794 --> 01:38:47,880 Fine, but you and I both know you chose this life! 2063 01:38:48,381 --> 01:38:50,466 You wanted it until you didn't! 2064 01:38:51,342 --> 01:38:53,594 You used me so you could get out of LA. 2065 01:38:53,678 --> 01:38:54,720 I didn't use you. 2066 01:38:54,804 --> 01:38:57,223 You did, and then you blamed me for it! 2067 01:38:57,306 --> 01:38:59,725 You always made me aware of what I was doing wrong, 2068 01:38:59,809 --> 01:39:01,102 how I was falling short! 2069 01:39:01,185 --> 01:39:02,895 Life with you was joyless! 2070 01:39:02,979 --> 01:39:05,523 What, so then you had to go and fuck someone else? 2071 01:39:05,606 --> 01:39:07,191 You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her! 2072 01:39:07,275 --> 01:39:09,152 You should be upset that I had a laugh with her! 2073 01:39:09,235 --> 01:39:10,069 Do you love her? 2074 01:39:10,153 --> 01:39:11,320 No. 2075 01:39:11,404 --> 01:39:13,948 But she didn't hate me. You hated me. 2076 01:39:14,031 --> 01:39:14,949 You hated me. 2077 01:39:15,032 --> 01:39:16,909 You fucked somebody we worked with. 2078 01:39:16,993 --> 01:39:19,495 You stopped having sex with me in the last year. 2079 01:39:19,579 --> 01:39:21,080 I never cheated on you. 2080 01:39:21,164 --> 01:39:22,248 That was cheating on me! 2081 01:39:22,331 --> 01:39:24,292 But there was so much I could have done. 2082 01:39:24,375 --> 01:39:26,878 I was a director in my twenties who came from nothing 2083 01:39:26,961 --> 01:39:30,214 and was suddenly on the cover of fucking 7ime Out New York! 2084 01:39:30,298 --> 01:39:33,301 I was hot shit and I wanted to fuck everybody and I didn't. 2085 01:39:33,384 --> 01:39:35,636 And I loved you and I didn't want to lose you. 2086 01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:38,556 But I'm in my twenties, and I didn't want to lose that too, 2087 01:39:38,639 --> 01:39:40,183 and I kinda did! 2088 01:39:40,641 --> 01:39:43,019 And you wanted so much so fast. 2089 01:39:43,102 --> 01:39:44,812 I didn't even want to get married. 2090 01:39:44,896 --> 01:39:46,481 And fuck it! 2091 01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:48,524 There's so much I didn't do. 2092 01:39:48,608 --> 01:39:51,277 -Thanks for that! -You're welcome! 2093 01:39:51,360 --> 01:39:54,530 I can't believe I have to know you forever! 2094 01:39:54,614 --> 01:39:56,824 You're fucking insane! 2095 01:39:57,492 --> 01:39:59,702 And you're fucking winning! 2096 01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:01,913 Are you kidding me? 2097 01:40:02,288 --> 01:40:04,123 I wanted to be married. 2098 01:40:04,665 --> 01:40:06,000 I'd already lost! 2099 01:40:06,459 --> 01:40:08,794 You didn't love me as much as I loved you! 2100 01:40:10,630 --> 01:40:12,340 What does that have to do with LA? 2101 01:40:14,675 --> 01:40:15,510 What? 2102 01:40:15,593 --> 01:40:19,013 You're so merged with your own selfishness, 2103 01:40:19,096 --> 01:40:22,225 you don't even identify it as selfishness anymore! 2104 01:40:22,600 --> 01:40:24,852 You're such a dick! 2105 01:40:24,936 --> 01:40:27,563 Every day I wake up and I hope you're dead! 2106 01:40:27,647 --> 01:40:30,733 Dead, like if I could guarantee Henry would be okay, 2107 01:40:30,816 --> 01:40:34,612 I'd hope you'd get an illness, and then get hit by a car and die! 2108 01:40:54,507 --> 01:40:56,425 Oh, God! 2109 01:41:06,394 --> 01:41:07,228 I'm sorry. 2110 01:41:09,146 --> 01:41:10,106 Me too. 2111 01:41:36,048 --> 01:41:38,342 Okay. No, we can make this nice. 2112 01:41:38,718 --> 01:41:41,929 Um, I would take the smaller plants and put them by the window. 2113 01:41:42,805 --> 01:41:45,391 And, uh, do you have things we can put on the walls? 2114 01:42:05,036 --> 01:42:07,204 All right, that's it. Thank you very much. 2115 01:42:07,288 --> 01:42:09,582 We miss you, and it looks great, really. 2116 01:42:09,665 --> 01:42:11,292 -Let us know how it goes, okay? -All right. 2117 01:42:11,375 --> 01:42:13,461 I'll see you guys on, uh... on Monday. 2118 01:42:13,794 --> 01:42:16,422 -lwoman] Love you. -All right, love you too. Bye. 2119 01:42:40,905 --> 01:42:42,698 Why do we have so many plants all of a sudden? 2120 01:42:42,782 --> 01:42:45,534 We'll have to return some of that stuff, so don't get too used to it. 2121 01:42:45,618 --> 01:42:47,536 I find plants kind of scary. 2122 01:42:47,912 --> 01:42:49,288 These plants are good guys. 2123 01:42:50,289 --> 01:42:51,874 Hey, come here. 2124 01:42:54,460 --> 01:42:55,336 Yeah? 2125 01:42:57,129 --> 01:43:00,257 Tomorrow, this woman is going to come and visit us... 2126 01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:03,844 and be with us while we eat dinner. 2127 01:43:03,928 --> 01:43:06,180 -Is it your girlfriend? -No, no. 2128 01:43:06,263 --> 01:43:08,974 -Is it Mommy's boyfriend? -No. Why? Does Mommy have a boyfriend? 2129 01:43:09,058 --> 01:43:11,143 I don't know. Does she? 2130 01:43:11,227 --> 01:43:13,646 -I don't know. -I don't know. 2131 01:43:15,106 --> 01:43:16,691 Why is someone watching us eat dinner? 2132 01:43:16,774 --> 01:43:18,234 I know, it's weird. 2133 01:43:18,943 --> 01:43:20,653 It's just something we have to do. 2134 01:43:21,070 --> 01:43:22,738 Which has to do with... 2135 01:43:23,114 --> 01:43:25,366 Mommy and me figuring out everything... 2136 01:43:26,325 --> 01:43:27,702 and how we're going to be. 2137 01:43:28,619 --> 01:43:29,453 Um... 2138 01:43:30,204 --> 01:43:31,205 You know? 2139 01:43:32,540 --> 01:43:33,708 Will you read to me? 2140 01:43:34,875 --> 01:43:36,043 Sure. Grab your book. 2141 01:43:37,336 --> 01:43:39,046 Do you use drugs or alcohol? 2142 01:43:39,463 --> 01:43:40,464 I drink alcohol. 2143 01:43:41,048 --> 01:43:42,842 How much alcohol do you drink? 2144 01:43:44,260 --> 01:43:45,177 Hmm... 2145 01:43:45,261 --> 01:43:47,596 I don't know, a glass of wine with dinner. 2146 01:43:47,680 --> 01:43:49,640 -Sometimes more. -How much more? 2147 01:43:51,600 --> 01:43:53,227 It's... Sometimes a... 2148 01:43:53,561 --> 01:43:54,645 a few... 2149 01:43:55,396 --> 01:43:58,816 l... sometimes split a bottle of wine with someone. 2150 01:43:58,899 --> 01:44:00,901 -Okay, who do you split it with? -I mean... 2151 01:44:00,985 --> 01:44:04,572 if I'm having dinner with someone and we order a bottle of wine. 2152 01:44:04,655 --> 01:44:06,949 -Okay. -You know, like at a restaurant. 2153 01:44:07,032 --> 01:44:10,870 When you say, "Do you want to go by the glass or do we get a bottle?" 2154 01:44:11,787 --> 01:44:14,498 -You get a bottle? -Well, sometimes. 2155 01:44:15,958 --> 01:44:18,169 I mean, sometimes I go by the glass. 2156 01:44:18,878 --> 01:44:20,004 You know, it depends. 2157 01:44:24,508 --> 01:44:27,678 Did you mean drugs ever? I have done drugs. 2158 01:44:29,013 --> 01:44:30,014 In college. 2159 01:44:31,015 --> 01:44:33,851 -Anything since you've been — -I... I don't do it regularly. 2160 01:44:33,934 --> 01:44:35,644 Anything since you've been a mother? 2161 01:44:38,022 --> 01:44:39,315 Pot a few times. 2162 01:44:40,357 --> 01:44:43,277 Coke once at a party. I mean, Henry wasn't with me. 2163 01:44:45,863 --> 01:44:48,824 What would you say are your strengths as a parent? 2164 01:44:51,118 --> 01:44:52,077 Uh... 2165 01:44:56,957 --> 01:44:57,792 I listen. 2166 01:44:59,251 --> 01:45:00,252 I play. 2167 01:45:02,588 --> 01:45:05,174 I-1 put in the time. I... 2168 01:45:05,883 --> 01:45:06,842 love... 2169 01:45:07,843 --> 01:45:09,428 taking care of him... 2170 01:45:10,179 --> 01:45:11,764 watching him grow. 2171 01:45:13,849 --> 01:45:14,809 And sometimes... 2172 01:45:15,392 --> 01:45:19,146 what they say about "it goes so fast" is true, but... 2173 01:45:20,606 --> 01:45:22,066 sometimes it's not. 2174 01:45:22,149 --> 01:45:24,819 Sometimes it goes too slow, honestly. 2175 01:45:26,195 --> 01:45:27,863 What are your weaknesses? 2176 01:45:30,783 --> 01:45:33,452 I'm too precise. I care too much. 2177 01:45:34,203 --> 01:45:36,121 -Are those weaknesses? 2178 01:45:38,165 --> 01:45:38,999 Maybe not. 2179 01:45:42,294 --> 01:45:44,880 You know, he can be an asshole and... 2180 01:45:45,631 --> 01:45:48,259 I can get really pissed off, and I'll call him on being an asshole — 2181 01:45:48,342 --> 01:45:49,718 I'm going to stop you there. 2182 01:45:50,177 --> 01:45:52,304 When you do this for real, don't ever say that. 2183 01:45:52,388 --> 01:45:54,557 People don't accept mothers who drink too much wine 2184 01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:56,642 and yell at their child and call him an asshole. 2185 01:45:56,725 --> 01:45:58,227 I get it. I do it too. 2186 01:45:58,936 --> 01:46:01,021 We can accept an imperfect dad. 2187 01:46:01,105 --> 01:46:05,401 Let's face it, the idea of a good father was only invented like 30 years ago. 2188 01:46:05,943 --> 01:46:08,946 Before that, fathers were expected to be silent 2189 01:46:09,029 --> 01:46:12,783 and absent and unreliable and selfish, 2190 01:46:12,867 --> 01:46:15,369 and we can all say we want them to be different. 2191 01:46:15,452 --> 01:46:18,747 But on some basic level, we accept them. 2192 01:46:18,831 --> 01:46:20,875 We love them for their fallibilities, 2193 01:46:20,958 --> 01:46:24,795 but people absolutely don't accept those same failings in mothers. 2194 01:46:24,879 --> 01:46:27,798 We don't accept it structurally and we don't accept it spiritually. 2195 01:46:27,882 --> 01:46:31,677 Because the basis of our Judeo-Christian whatever 2196 01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:35,389 is Mary, Mother of Jesus, and she's perfect. 2197 01:46:35,472 --> 01:46:38,225 She's a virgin who gives birth, 2198 01:46:38,684 --> 01:46:43,230 unwaveringly supports her child and holds his dead body when he's gone. 2199 01:46:43,814 --> 01:46:46,525 And the dad isn't there. He didn't even do the fucking. 2200 01:46:46,859 --> 01:46:47,985 God is in heaven. 2201 01:46:48,986 --> 01:46:53,032 God is the father, and God didn't show up. 2202 01:46:53,324 --> 01:46:57,286 So, you have to be perfect, and Charlie can be a fuck up and it doesn't matter. 2203 01:46:58,412 --> 01:47:01,707 You will always be held to a different, higher standard. 2204 01:47:02,124 --> 01:47:05,294 And it's fucked up, but that is the way it is. 2205 01:47:14,595 --> 01:47:16,680 Ooh! Whoosh! 2206 01:47:17,014 --> 01:47:17,848 Oh. 2207 01:47:32,279 --> 01:47:35,783 Oh. I think I rang the wrong bell. Nancy Katz. 2208 01:47:35,866 --> 01:47:37,159 Hi, I'm Charlie Barber. 2209 01:47:37,785 --> 01:47:39,453 Henry's just playing in his room. 2210 01:47:40,955 --> 01:47:42,331 Nancy, can I get you anything? 2211 01:47:42,414 --> 01:47:45,417 Um, I'm easy. A glass of water? 2212 01:47:54,176 --> 01:47:55,928 It's a new apartment. 2213 01:48:02,851 --> 01:48:04,061 Shall we go in here? 2214 01:48:04,144 --> 01:48:04,979 Sure. 2215 01:48:11,986 --> 01:48:12,903 Um... 2216 01:48:22,329 --> 01:48:25,249 Um, what's a day like for the two of you here? 2217 01:48:25,791 --> 01:48:28,293 Well, if he has school, I take him there, of course, 2218 01:48:28,377 --> 01:48:30,379 and pick him up, assuming I can do both. 2219 01:48:30,462 --> 01:48:32,548 What prevents you from picking him up? 2220 01:48:32,840 --> 01:48:33,716 Um... 2221 01:48:34,299 --> 01:48:37,886 You know, work. I'm preparing a play I'm directing in a few months. 2222 01:48:37,970 --> 01:48:39,471 Oh, what is that? 2223 01:48:39,555 --> 01:48:42,474 Kasimir und Karoline by Odoén von Horvath. 2224 01:48:42,558 --> 01:48:44,435 We're doing it at the Barrow in New York. 2225 01:48:44,518 --> 01:48:46,020 So, you have to be away? 2226 01:48:46,103 --> 01:48:49,231 Yes, recently, since Nicole's been working on the show in LA, 2227 01:48:49,314 --> 01:48:50,816 I come back and forth a lot. 2228 01:48:51,275 --> 01:48:52,943 -That sounds difficult. -It is. 2229 01:48:53,902 --> 01:48:56,822 And expensive. I'll try to take him with me some of the time, 2230 01:48:56,905 --> 01:48:59,033 but Nicole doesn't like for him to fly so much. 2231 01:48:59,116 --> 01:49:02,619 Well, that can be hard on a child, all that recycled air. 2232 01:49:04,413 --> 01:49:05,956 Well, he's sturdy. 2233 01:49:06,331 --> 01:49:08,709 Some parents won't take their kids to a restaurant 2234 01:49:08,792 --> 01:49:10,627 because of these superbugs. 2235 01:49:11,211 --> 01:49:13,005 -Uh-huh. 2236 01:49:14,798 --> 01:49:18,427 I noticed on one visit to Los Angeles, you came on a Sunday 2237 01:49:18,510 --> 01:49:19,928 and left on a Thursday. 2238 01:49:20,012 --> 01:49:21,722 Why not stay for a weekend? 2239 01:49:22,306 --> 01:49:27,311 Oh. Um, on that time, I had tech for Electra in New York. 2240 01:49:27,728 --> 01:49:28,896 What's that? 2241 01:49:29,855 --> 01:49:31,690 It was my Broadway debut. 2242 01:49:31,774 --> 01:49:33,984 Oh, I don't know what "tech" is. 2243 01:49:34,068 --> 01:49:37,529 It's the technical part of the production. You figure out the lights. 2244 01:49:37,613 --> 01:49:39,740 -And Monday's our day off. -What's a weekend day like? 2245 01:49:39,823 --> 01:49:42,493 Well, out here, he has basketball on Saturday at 12. 2246 01:49:42,576 --> 01:49:43,660 Eleven, I'm sorry. 2247 01:49:43,744 --> 01:49:46,205 And so, we go there. And then, afterwards... 2248 01:49:47,164 --> 01:49:50,667 maybe we'll get lunch somewhere, and then, if there's a movie to see... 2249 01:49:50,918 --> 01:49:52,544 Does he like basketball? 2250 01:49:52,628 --> 01:49:53,754 He does. 2251 01:49:53,837 --> 01:49:57,216 His coach, uh, Rick, says he's a good dribbler, and I've seen that. 2252 01:49:57,633 --> 01:49:58,842 -Uh-huh. -Ron. 2253 01:49:59,676 --> 01:50:01,637 Sorry, his coach's name is Ron. 2254 01:50:01,720 --> 01:50:03,388 Rick's his dentist in New York. 2255 01:50:03,472 --> 01:50:06,517 Well, you know our home home was — is in New York. 2256 01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:08,102 That's where we live. 2257 01:50:08,185 --> 01:50:10,145 New York is a long way from here. 2258 01:50:10,687 --> 01:50:12,439 Well, we like it because we can walk. 2259 01:50:12,523 --> 01:50:14,316 You can walk here. 2260 01:50:14,399 --> 01:50:15,359 Not really. 2261 01:50:15,442 --> 01:50:17,194 And the space... 2262 01:50:23,450 --> 01:50:24,660 Do you like your school? 2263 01:50:25,828 --> 01:50:26,870 I love it. 2264 01:50:26,954 --> 01:50:29,081 What's your favorite part about it? 2265 01:50:29,540 --> 01:50:30,457 I don't know. 2266 01:50:32,042 --> 01:50:32,876 Maybe gym. 2267 01:50:33,335 --> 01:50:34,545 You like math. 2268 01:50:35,712 --> 01:50:36,797 Not anymore. 2269 01:50:38,590 --> 01:50:39,842 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 2270 01:50:39,925 --> 01:50:42,427 -But you're getting really good at it. -No. 2271 01:50:43,554 --> 01:50:44,972 Well, you are, but... 2272 01:50:47,724 --> 01:50:50,018 What do you and your dad like to do together? 2273 01:50:50,727 --> 01:50:53,313 When I'm at my dad's, we sometimes watch a movie, 2274 01:50:53,397 --> 01:50:55,023 or build a LEGO, or something. 2275 01:50:55,858 --> 01:50:57,985 My dad's a great LEGO builder. 2276 01:50:58,068 --> 01:50:59,403 And at your mom's? 2277 01:51:00,154 --> 01:51:03,657 At home, I have most of my toys, and there's a pool, 2278 01:51:04,158 --> 01:51:06,201 and I have a tree house and jungle gym. 2279 01:51:07,911 --> 01:51:11,331 We have super secret treasure hunt, which is really fun. 2280 01:51:12,749 --> 01:51:16,253 -Sweetheart? -Army men ride in here and — 2281 01:51:16,336 --> 01:51:17,963 Want to help me set the table? 2282 01:51:18,505 --> 01:51:19,506 Do I have to? 2283 01:51:19,590 --> 01:51:22,134 -Just come in here and grab a plate. -I'm playing. 2284 01:51:22,217 --> 01:51:23,051 Henry? 2285 01:51:24,303 --> 01:51:25,512 Okay. 2286 01:51:26,430 --> 01:51:27,431 Fine. 2287 01:51:31,518 --> 01:51:33,353 -Why are you being like this? -What? 2288 01:51:33,437 --> 01:51:35,314 If I ask you to help out, help out. 2289 01:51:35,397 --> 01:51:37,482 -What is this? -Special Meal. 2290 01:51:38,400 --> 01:51:40,277 What are the green things? 2291 01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:42,446 There aren't green things in Special Meal. 2292 01:51:42,529 --> 01:51:44,823 -It's just a garnish. -Ugh. 2293 01:51:44,907 --> 01:51:45,824 I'll take it off. 2294 01:51:46,950 --> 01:51:48,952 I don't want to eat anything it touched. 2295 01:51:49,036 --> 01:51:52,748 -It doesn't change the taste of anything. -I might want to be a vegetarian. 2296 01:51:53,373 --> 01:51:54,541 Mom's a vegetarian. 2297 01:51:54,625 --> 01:51:56,001 Is she a vegetarian now? 2298 01:51:56,585 --> 01:51:58,378 -Yeah. -Well, then, you should like garnish. 2299 01:51:58,462 --> 01:52:00,339 It's all garnish, vegetarianism. 2300 01:52:02,341 --> 01:52:03,800 I'm done with my water. 2301 01:52:13,852 --> 01:52:15,145 Sure I can't get you anything? 2302 01:52:15,229 --> 01:52:16,939 No, I'm fine, thank you. 2303 01:52:19,566 --> 01:52:20,943 Do the thing with the knife. 2304 01:52:21,026 --> 01:52:22,861 No, I'm not. 2305 01:52:23,820 --> 01:52:24,655 No. 2306 01:52:25,614 --> 01:52:26,782 Come on. 2307 01:52:26,865 --> 01:52:28,075 It's not a dinner thing. 2308 01:52:31,119 --> 01:52:32,579 It's not an anytime thing. 2309 01:52:33,080 --> 01:52:34,748 What's the thing with the knife? 2310 01:52:35,582 --> 01:52:36,750 It's hilarious. 2311 01:52:36,833 --> 01:52:39,294 No, it's dumb. I have a small knife on my key chain, 2312 01:52:39,378 --> 01:52:40,629 which is only for adults. 2313 01:52:42,297 --> 01:52:44,049 And I do a thing with it sometimes. 2314 01:52:45,592 --> 01:52:47,177 You said I could get a knife. 2315 01:52:47,678 --> 01:52:49,554 A jackknife, yeah, when you're older. 2316 01:52:50,264 --> 01:52:51,098 Like ten. 2317 01:52:51,723 --> 01:52:53,141 No, like 20. 2318 01:52:53,809 --> 01:52:54,643 Yeah. 2319 01:53:00,148 --> 01:53:04,403 Dime, rime, lime, pime, sime... 2320 01:53:04,486 --> 01:53:06,697 Honey, stop guessing. You're so close. Stay with it. 2321 01:53:06,780 --> 01:53:08,782 Ugh, I don't want to do it. 2322 01:53:08,865 --> 01:53:12,369 -What's the first letter? -I don't want to do it. Can I do the iPad? 2323 01:53:12,452 --> 01:53:13,912 No, look. What's the first letter? 2324 01:53:14,288 --> 01:53:16,456 -I don't want to. -It's a T. What sound does T make? 2325 01:53:16,540 --> 01:53:19,001 -Tuh. -Right. Then just do the rest of it. 2326 01:53:19,459 --> 01:53:20,544 Dime. 2327 01:53:21,336 --> 01:53:22,212 No. 2328 01:53:22,296 --> 01:53:24,589 You have "tuh" and "ime." What is that? 2329 01:53:27,718 --> 01:53:28,593 Time. 2330 01:53:29,261 --> 01:53:30,095 It's time. 2331 01:53:31,346 --> 01:53:32,389 It's time. 2332 01:53:37,561 --> 01:53:38,562 You'll see, honey. 2333 01:53:38,645 --> 01:53:41,606 One day, it's just going to click and you'll be able to read everything. 2334 01:53:42,524 --> 01:53:44,151 I need a break. 2335 01:53:44,234 --> 01:53:45,944 Can I go play in my room? 2336 01:53:46,028 --> 01:53:46,862 Sure. 2337 01:53:49,281 --> 01:53:50,115 Hey. 2338 01:53:52,451 --> 01:53:53,285 Yeah? 2339 01:54:10,761 --> 01:54:12,637 Do you ever observe married people? 2340 01:54:12,721 --> 01:54:14,264 No. Why would 17? 2341 01:54:14,348 --> 01:54:16,516 -I was kidding. -Oh. 2342 01:54:27,903 --> 01:54:31,239 The knife thing is... I carry this knife on my key chain, 2343 01:54:31,323 --> 01:54:33,033 which his mother got me, actually. 2344 01:54:34,743 --> 01:54:37,245 And I do this thing for his mom where I pretend to cut myself, 2345 01:54:37,329 --> 01:54:39,998 but I retract the blade, but I-I don't do it with him. 2346 01:54:43,293 --> 01:54:44,628 Oh. 2347 01:54:45,504 --> 01:54:47,047 -That's fine. -Are you okay? 2348 01:54:47,130 --> 01:54:49,674 Yeah, I must not have retracted the blade all the way. 2349 01:54:49,758 --> 01:54:51,051 -Do you need — -Yeah. 2350 01:54:52,469 --> 01:54:54,638 Yeah, no, it's fine. 2351 01:54:54,721 --> 01:54:56,306 What else can I tell you? 2352 01:54:57,307 --> 01:55:00,060 -Um, I think I have enough. -You have enough? 2353 01:55:00,685 --> 01:55:03,271 -Are you sure you're okay? -Totally. I'm fine. 2354 01:55:03,897 --> 01:55:06,817 Uh, well, I'll leave you guys for tonight. 2355 01:55:07,401 --> 01:55:08,360 Oh, okay. 2356 01:55:09,277 --> 01:55:12,364 I'll be in touch if I have further questions. 2357 01:55:13,448 --> 01:55:14,950 Uh... Oh, thanks. 2358 01:55:15,033 --> 01:55:15,867 Um... 2359 01:55:17,119 --> 01:55:18,745 Oh, thanks. Um... 2360 01:55:21,289 --> 01:55:23,500 Thanks. Thank you for the water. 2361 01:55:23,583 --> 01:55:26,128 -Oh, yeah, sure. -Are you sure you're okay? 2362 01:55:26,211 --> 01:55:27,587 -Yeah. -Okay. 2363 01:55:28,505 --> 01:55:29,714 -Bye-bye. -Bye. 2364 01:55:34,719 --> 01:55:36,138 Oh. Sorry. 2365 01:55:37,556 --> 01:55:38,473 All right, let... 2366 01:55:41,351 --> 01:55:42,686 I think you turn the... 2367 01:55:46,440 --> 01:55:47,774 -Okay. -Sorry. 2368 01:55:48,275 --> 01:55:49,109 Okay. 2369 01:56:52,797 --> 01:56:54,132 Dad, are you okay? 2370 01:56:54,883 --> 01:56:56,259 Yeah, I'm just tired. 2371 01:57:13,485 --> 01:57:15,028 Dad, did she like us? 2372 01:57:17,113 --> 01:57:19,491 Yeah, she thought we were great. 2373 01:58:25,724 --> 01:58:28,143 I Where's the loose connection? I 2374 01:58:37,861 --> 01:58:39,154 I Never fo be trusted 2375 01:58:53,001 --> 01:58:54,044 Guys, slow down. 2376 01:58:55,712 --> 01:58:56,755 So... 2377 01:58:56,838 --> 01:58:59,215 because Charlie dropped his claim to New York, 2378 01:58:59,341 --> 01:59:00,383 we're mostly done. 2379 01:59:00,842 --> 01:59:01,968 Jay's lost interest, 2380 01:59:02,135 --> 01:59:04,471 and Ted, his associate, is doing the paperwork. 2381 01:59:04,554 --> 01:59:06,306 And we're not taking any money, right? 2382 01:59:06,389 --> 01:59:08,600 We withdrew our claim for the MacArthur, 2383 01:59:08,683 --> 01:59:10,852 which I think we could have gotten, by the way, 2384 01:59:10,935 --> 01:59:13,188 and they're not asking for any of the show. 2385 01:59:14,314 --> 01:59:16,149 Thank you for everything, Nora. 2386 01:59:16,232 --> 01:59:17,651 You're welcome, doll. 2387 01:59:18,401 --> 01:59:20,195 To your new home in LA. 2388 01:59:23,948 --> 01:59:24,783 Mmm. 2389 01:59:25,283 --> 01:59:26,117 And... 2390 01:59:26,451 --> 01:59:27,827 whenever Charlie is in LA, 2391 01:59:27,911 --> 01:59:30,955 I got the custody breakdown to be 55/45. 2392 01:59:31,414 --> 01:59:34,334 So you'll have Henry an extra day every two weeks. 2393 01:59:34,751 --> 01:59:36,169 I thought we made it equal. 2394 01:59:36,252 --> 01:59:37,962 I tweaked it at the last minute. 2395 01:59:38,046 --> 01:59:40,882 I just didn't want him to be able to say he got 50I50, 2396 01:59:40,965 --> 01:59:42,425 bragging to his friends. 2397 01:59:42,926 --> 01:59:44,969 -But I don't want to do that. -Take it. 2398 01:59:45,428 --> 01:59:46,471 You won. 2399 01:59:48,098 --> 01:59:48,932 Uh-huh. 2400 02:00:12,914 --> 02:00:15,166 Hi. You look like a guy who really cares about animals. 2401 02:00:15,250 --> 02:00:16,084 Nope. 2402 02:00:36,020 --> 02:00:37,814 Oh, my God! 2403 02:00:38,064 --> 02:00:38,898 Hi. 2404 02:00:54,372 --> 02:00:56,750 The couch was technically hers, pre-marriage. 2405 02:00:56,833 --> 02:00:58,752 But I mean... it was our couch. 2406 02:00:58,835 --> 02:01:00,628 It's not like I was going to buy another couch. 2407 02:01:00,712 --> 02:01:03,047 But then when it comes time to split, it's suddenly her couch 2408 02:01:03,131 --> 02:01:04,549 and I have no couch, and... 2409 02:01:05,258 --> 02:01:06,551 Hey, guys, what's up? 2410 02:01:07,427 --> 02:01:09,679 I'm sitting on the floor is the short version. 2411 02:01:12,307 --> 02:01:15,059 I'm sorry. This is all so self-pitying and boring. 2412 02:01:15,143 --> 02:01:16,144 No, come on. 2413 02:01:16,227 --> 02:01:17,979 No, it's so stupid. I'm sorry. 2414 02:01:18,062 --> 02:01:20,899 -It sounds really tough. -No, no, no, no. It is sad. 2415 02:01:40,293 --> 02:01:42,337 It's true, but there's more than that. 2416 02:01:42,712 --> 02:01:44,255 Is that all you think there is to it? 2417 02:01:44,339 --> 02:01:46,716 You have so many reasons for not being with someone, Robert, 2418 02:01:46,800 --> 02:01:48,802 but you haven't got one good reason for being alone. 2419 02:01:48,885 --> 02:01:51,387 C'mon, you're onto something. Robbie, you're onto something. 2420 02:02:03,733 --> 02:02:07,195 You see what you look for, you know? You're not a kid anymore, Robbie. 2421 02:02:07,278 --> 02:02:09,405 I don't think you'll ever be a kid again, kiddo. 2422 02:02:21,417 --> 02:02:24,754 Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. 2423 02:02:24,838 --> 02:02:26,130 Want something. 2424 02:02:26,923 --> 02:02:28,299 Want something. 2425 02:03:13,803 --> 02:03:17,473 I Make me alive I 2426 02:03:17,557 --> 02:03:20,768 I Make me alive I 2427 02:04:41,724 --> 02:04:43,101 -Hello? 2428 02:04:52,777 --> 02:04:54,112 -Hello? 2429 02:04:55,780 --> 02:04:57,907 -Hi. Sorry, the door was open. -Shh. 2430 02:04:58,866 --> 02:04:59,909 Oh, okay. 2431 02:05:02,161 --> 02:05:03,371 Whoa! Gotcha! 2432 02:05:03,454 --> 02:05:04,455 Aah! 2433 02:05:04,539 --> 02:05:06,374 Oh, Charlie! 2434 02:05:06,958 --> 02:05:09,460 Oh! Was your flight okay? 2435 02:05:09,544 --> 02:05:11,004 -Yeah. -Carter. 2436 02:05:11,087 --> 02:05:12,171 Charlie. 2437 02:05:12,255 --> 02:05:13,423 Nicole's still at work. 2438 02:05:20,972 --> 02:05:22,223 -Hi. -Hi. 2439 02:05:22,306 --> 02:05:23,683 Can I get a hug? 2440 02:05:28,563 --> 02:05:29,981 -Hey, how'd it go? -Hey. 2441 02:05:30,064 --> 02:05:33,067 Good, yeah. Donny's dead now. We shot the scene where he merges with the ficus. 2442 02:05:33,151 --> 02:05:35,236 -Henry's upstairs. -She got an Emmy nomination. 2443 02:05:35,653 --> 02:05:38,114 -She's a great actress. -No, for directing. 2444 02:05:39,782 --> 02:05:41,617 -Congratulations. -Thanks. 2445 02:05:41,701 --> 02:05:44,495 Now I know what you were so obsessed with all the time. 2446 02:05:44,579 --> 02:05:46,456 -Um, we should get ready. -Yeah. 2447 02:05:46,539 --> 02:05:48,374 -We're the Beatles. -Come on, Charlie. 2448 02:05:48,458 --> 02:05:49,959 I didn't really get a costume together. 2449 02:05:50,043 --> 02:05:52,253 -You could be George Martin. -I don't need to be anything. 2450 02:05:52,336 --> 02:05:54,589 -You've got to be something. -A ghost. I'll get you a sheet. 2451 02:05:54,672 --> 02:05:56,799 I have the album cover if anyone needs to reference it. 2452 02:05:56,883 --> 02:05:59,761 And we should leave soon. I'm saying that as much for me as anyone else. 2453 02:05:59,844 --> 02:06:02,346 -Am I John or George? -Trick-or-treating starts at 5:00. 2454 02:06:02,430 --> 02:06:03,931 You're George. Nicole is John. 2455 02:06:10,855 --> 02:06:13,733 I wanted to tell you I took a residency at UCLA. 2456 02:06:15,359 --> 02:06:17,820 I'm going to direct two plays in rep at REDCAT. 2457 02:06:19,864 --> 02:06:20,698 Oh. 2458 02:06:21,657 --> 02:06:23,451 So, I'm going to be here for a while. 2459 02:06:26,412 --> 02:06:27,371 That's great. 2460 02:06:30,666 --> 02:06:31,876 Are you okay? 2461 02:06:34,087 --> 02:06:34,921 Yeah. 2462 02:06:37,590 --> 02:06:39,050 It's only good. 2463 02:06:39,133 --> 02:06:40,551 -Nicole? 2464 02:06:40,635 --> 02:06:42,678 Can you help me with my zipper? 2465 02:07:03,241 --> 02:07:06,327 "Charlie is... in... cr... —" 2466 02:07:06,410 --> 02:07:07,286 ...something. 2467 02:07:07,370 --> 02:07:08,246 "...neat 2468 02:07:08,663 --> 02:07:12,083 and I re-ly on him 2469 02:07:12,542 --> 02:07:17,004 to keep things in or-der. 2470 02:07:17,839 --> 02:07:19,757 He is energy con..." 2471 02:07:21,008 --> 02:07:24,220 -I don't know what this word is. -You're getting so good at reading. 2472 02:07:24,887 --> 02:07:26,013 What is that? 2473 02:07:27,974 --> 02:07:32,520 "He doesn't look in the mirror too of-ten. 2474 02:07:32,979 --> 02:07:35,106 He cries eas-ily 2475 02:07:35,565 --> 02:07:37,441 in movies... 2476 02:07:38,651 --> 02:07:41,279 He is very self-suf —" 2477 02:07:42,196 --> 02:07:43,239 Self-sufficient. 2478 02:07:44,699 --> 02:07:47,869 "He can dar-n a sock..." 2479 02:07:47,952 --> 02:07:50,496 That means sew, like a hole. 2480 02:07:51,122 --> 02:07:54,125 "...and cook himself dinner 2481 02:07:54,584 --> 02:07:57,461 and ir..." 2482 02:07:57,545 --> 02:07:58,921 Break it into two parts. 2483 02:07:59,297 --> 02:08:00,840 "..Ur. On." 2484 02:08:00,923 --> 02:08:02,800 Not "ur" but "ire." 2485 02:08:02,884 --> 02:08:03,968 Ire. On. 2486 02:08:04,051 --> 02:08:05,052 ron. 2487 02:08:06,888 --> 02:08:08,097 "...a shirt. 2488 02:08:09,974 --> 02:08:13,269 He rarely gets def-eated, 2489 02:08:13,561 --> 02:08:16,022 which I fell... 2490 02:08:17,356 --> 02:08:20,693 feel like I always do. 2491 02:08:21,736 --> 02:08:25,114 Charlie takes all of my moods stead-ily. 2492 02:08:25,698 --> 02:08:27,909 He doesn't give in to them 2493 02:08:28,242 --> 02:08:30,661 or make me feel bad about them. 2494 02:08:31,537 --> 02:08:33,873 He's a great dress-er and never looks em..." 2495 02:08:34,373 --> 02:08:36,459 -I don't know this one. -Embarrassing. 2496 02:08:37,293 --> 02:08:38,252 "...embarrassing, 2497 02:08:38,753 --> 02:08:42,089 wh-ich is hard for a man." 2498 02:08:43,090 --> 02:08:44,133 You read it now. 2499 02:08:46,427 --> 02:08:47,845 "He's very competitive. 2500 02:08:48,971 --> 02:08:50,681 He loves being a dad. 2501 02:08:51,933 --> 02:08:54,101 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, 2502 02:08:54,518 --> 02:08:55,937 like the tantrums, 2503 02:08:56,437 --> 02:08:57,855 the waking up at night. 2504 02:08:58,564 --> 02:09:01,025 It's almost annoying how much he likes it, 2505 02:09:01,400 --> 02:09:02,777 but then, it's mostly nice. 2506 02:09:04,070 --> 02:09:06,113 He disappears into his own world. 2507 02:09:06,197 --> 02:09:08,282 He and Henry are alike that way. 2508 02:09:09,784 --> 02:09:10,993 He can tell... 2509 02:09:11,327 --> 02:09:14,121 people they have food in their teeth 2510 02:09:14,789 --> 02:09:17,708 or on their face in a way that doesn't make them feel bad. 2511 02:09:18,626 --> 02:09:20,002 Charlie is self-made. 2512 02:09:20,378 --> 02:09:22,797 His parents, I only met them once, 2513 02:09:22,880 --> 02:09:25,716 but he told me there was a lot of alcohol... 2514 02:09:29,387 --> 02:09:31,889 He moved to New York from Indiana 2515 02:09:32,431 --> 02:09:33,349 with no safety net, 2516 02:09:33,432 --> 02:09:36,394 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker. 2517 02:09:37,186 --> 02:09:40,189 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around. 2518 02:09:40,564 --> 02:09:41,941 With the theater company... 2519 02:09:42,817 --> 02:09:44,318 he casts a spell... 2520 02:09:44,944 --> 02:09:47,530 that made everyone feel included. 2521 02:09:47,989 --> 02:09:50,825 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant.” 2522 02:09:51,993 --> 02:09:53,369 What's an intern? 2523 02:09:53,452 --> 02:09:55,079 Uh, it's like a... 2524 02:09:55,830 --> 02:09:57,456 helper, but who isn't paid. 2525 02:09:57,540 --> 02:09:59,125 Why aren't they paid? 2526 02:10:00,001 --> 02:10:02,003 They're young, they're learning. 2527 02:10:03,212 --> 02:10:06,215 I don't know, maybe if they do a good job, they get paid later. 2528 02:10:06,299 --> 02:10:07,925 Okay, keep going. 2529 02:10:08,926 --> 02:10:12,930 "He could remember all the inside jokes, he's extremely organized and thorough, 2530 02:10:13,014 --> 02:10:16,434 he's very clear about what he wants, unlike me who can't always tell. 2531 02:10:17,018 --> 02:10:20,146 I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him. 2532 02:10:43,753 --> 02:10:45,713 And I'll never stop loving him, 2533 02:10:45,796 --> 02:10:47,840 even though it doesn't make sense anymore." 2534 02:11:02,104 --> 02:11:04,482 -See you. Good seeing you. -Good seeing you too. 2535 02:11:04,565 --> 02:11:06,359 -Oh, Charlie! -G-ma. 2536 02:11:06,442 --> 02:11:08,569 I'm so happy you came. 2537 02:11:08,652 --> 02:11:10,154 I'll e-mail you that article. 2538 02:11:10,237 --> 02:11:11,364 -Yes, please do. -Yeah. 2539 02:11:11,447 --> 02:11:13,366 -All right. Thank you. -Take care. 2540 02:11:17,745 --> 02:11:20,664 We were going to bring him to dinner, but he's so wiped out. 2541 02:11:20,748 --> 02:11:22,208 You want to take him? 2542 02:11:23,292 --> 02:11:25,294 -It's your night. -I know. 2543 02:11:25,378 --> 02:11:27,421 -Yeah. I'll drop him back in the morning. -Good. 2544 02:11:27,505 --> 02:11:29,507 Yeah, text me when you're up. We'll figure something out. 2545 02:11:29,590 --> 02:11:31,425 You're going to go with your dad, okay? 2546 02:11:31,509 --> 02:11:32,968 -Okay. -Yeah? 2547 02:11:43,813 --> 02:11:45,731 I love you. 2548 02:11:46,148 --> 02:11:47,483 I love you too. 2549 02:11:53,114 --> 02:11:54,031 Oh, hey. 2550 02:12:06,127 --> 02:12:07,169 Thanks. 2550 02:12:08,305 --> 02:13:08,263 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org